Welcome back to Drag Race All Stars, cats and kittens! Last week we hade a huge lip sync extravaganza. Alysaa Edwards continued to be my favorite little kitten with a whip and Miss Ginger Minj was told to sashay away.
This week, we rejoin our girls in a somber mood. They allllll agreed to only vote off the person who got the worst judges’ critique. Alyssa smashed that pact after just one week by ignoring Katya’s critiques and getting rid of the lovely Miss Ginger.
Katya, congrats on being saved, but we all think you should have gone home. Hopefully this doesn’t negatively affect your confidence! Kbyeeee
Bitch, I do what I want.
I predict bitchiness and not one minute after my bitchiness, the queens return to the workroom for a new day to find a letter from Ginger Minj. She implores them to play a fair game and be “proud of your choices.” OUCH. That’s like the competition show version of “Do whatever you think is best” or “Screw you all to hell.”
The implication here is that Alyssa is a dirty trickster who went against the group consensus on eliminations. And I love ittttt. I wonder if this was producer motivated at all. Eliminations based solely on the judges are not *really* eliminations by the queens.
It was all rigged. At least that is was producer number 7 said?
Ru joins the group to announce the challenge of the week: Drag Shequels- Drag parodies of Ru’s favorite movies! They get to pick their acting partners. Katya, the univerisally accepted weak performer from last week, does not want to be stuck with a weak co-star this week.
Phi Phi and Roxxxy will be in “Showsquirrels,” Katya and Detox will be in “Velma and Wheezy,” and Alaska and Alyssa will be in “Wha’ Ha’ Happened to Baby JJ?”
Time to practice my best accents.
Teach me how to contour!?
The filming of the shequels goes… okay.
Thelma and Louise, the day after.
Is it Do-WAH or Doo-AHH. Definitely Doo-AHH?
Uh-oh. Alyssa prognosis: negative. I’m hoping that her serious line confusion was editing and dumb dumb confusion.
FLAWLESS
On the main stage, the runway theme will be two looks in one. Sooo stripping, is what I’m to understand?
Phi Phi serves up a gold number that pours out of a kids Halloween costume. Fabulous!
Roxxxy goes from Dancing with the Stars to Selena at midnight so fast.
Katya pulls off a plain dress for a weird Satan number.
Question mark! Question mark! Question mark!
I did not notice a thing about Detox’s runway because she has a butt like you wouldn’t believe. Luckily, you do not have to believe it: it simply exists.
Buns of jello and STEEL
Alyssa’s dress made of cameras.
Showsquirrels is fairly hilarious.
Velma and Wheezy: Attack of the Zombies is not my favorite. Notably, there are minimal laughs from the judges. What can I say, I like my queens in fabulous make up, not zombie blood.
Wha’ Ha’ Happened to Baby JJ features the ladies in a senior home, with Detox in the most perfect maniacal laugh in the world. Miss Alyssa finally learned the different between Doo-DAH an Doo-AHH, something that really shouldn’t really require mastering.
Phi Phi gets rave reviews for her Showsquirrels, but stole the scene from poor Roxxxy. My poor Alyssa is called out on her diction. How how how can she not have good diction with that mouth? It’s built for over-pronouncing.
Alaska and Phi Phi get top two. In travesty news, Alyssa is in the bottom three with Roxxxy and Katya. Alyssa aggressively and immediate retells the story of the judge’s critique to remind them all that they did not actually hate her anything this week and EVEN if they did, she should not go home just for doing bad one week. I love you, girl, but that is literally how this competition works. I find it high-larious that the one who deviated from the judge’s decision last week also wants the winner to do so this week to save her butt.
The lip sync song: Got to Be Real, which gives me Sex and the City vibes.
Some things are a joint effort.
Alaska and her demented outfit pulls a win out of her poofy dress and orders Alyssa Edwards to make her exit. My Queen is hilarious even as she exits. I’m disappointed beyond measure. But suddenly, Ru pops up on the TV in the work room along with a siren to announce that it isn’t over. Could it be? Or is Drag Race messing with me? (Which I would not mind)
The queens return and complain that they are glad Alyssa is gone because they are sick of losing to someone who wears crap but has a personality the judges love. PSHSHHHHHH, HUSH.