Hello Trashies! This post is super late and my only excuse is the Monday night airing combined with school starting at my house threw me completely off because I cant stay up all night writing anymore. See when Ronnie gave me the opportunity to write these recaps it came along on the same day as a quasi-dream job offer at the worst possible time. 2 out of my 3 superiors were going on maternity leave in the next eight weeks and I knew I was going to have to bust ass to make it all work. I forwent the job offer because it wasn’t the right time, took on the recaps because it is something I have ALWAYS wanted to do and have been killing it at work ever since. But this week all my late nights, working OT along with having to get up super early to get my kid across town to school caught up with me and I was DOA by Thursday. I have been napping like a retiree any where I can, even on the train, which I never do because I am terrified of missing my stop and it smells like pee.
Back at the museum of dark wood and too much brown furniture Jac is detailing for Chris the trip. Mostly going over her favorite detail Teresa. What she did right, what she felt she did wrong, thankfully Ashley is there to keep her on storyline and remind to her that what Teresa is doing may be fake. While Ashley doing her nails over the pillows…. My mother would have killed me! Nick asks for some bacon and gets a whole pan fried for him
A full pound of bacon, good lord I think we know why the dog has an eating disorder
Jac mentions that the girls did say that she tends to over analyze issues. Chris and Ashley assume that it was Teresa who said these things and once again we delve into the difference to Jac and Teresa’s differences. ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz , note to producers these are not new characters they are well fleshed out and it is pretty clear to almost everyone that they are very different people. Chris feels that as long as everyone stays positive and doesn’t say anything stupid everything will be fine, I guess that means Jac doesn’t get to talk then.
Boo was put down and Siggy has come over with flowers as D has taken to her bed. Delores claims that no one has ever seen her cry in front of them, not even her family. Ok, that’s a weird thing to boast about, I am not sure what to make of that. I agree with all of you have said that you are disgusted that Andy has made this a storyline. I love my animals, and I have held and petted my dog during ALL the Boo scenes while crying. THANKS A LOT BRAVO!
Like most of the wives he’s on a gluten-free diet, so he’s hoping this means he’s getting something with white flour
Siggy get to the heart of her issues while there, that her teenage children do not want to spend time with her anymore. Delores assures her that once they get their cars its pretty much over. Her son leaves at 6 AM and she doesn’t see him until 9 PM, know we now what all those PBJ’s were for.
I love that the dog in the scene kept looking right at the camera
Melissa is going over some stuff that came in and loses her cool over a beige blazer because SHE DID not approve that order. Derek admits that him and the Pink Swan might have purchased it in new York without her, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
Melissa needs to get to the bottom of this so she FaceTmes with Jackie. Jackie says yeah I ordered it the store needs more variety not everyone is a size zero whose attire alternates between cocktail attire and yoga pants. As she is saying this to her I see a really cute hot pink dress with black straps that while adorable my size 14 back fat would be oozing from, so I do think that Jackie has a point. She is tired of missing things for her kids and feeling guilty for it, while Jackie sits on a beach. Welcome to being a working mom! Jackie tell her that what its like to own a business and she needs to learn to delegate more and rely on her team, instead of trying to do it all herself.
I made a collage all the faces Derek made in this scene because his face cracks me up every time I look at it
Gia can’t got to the book party becuase its 21 and over only. Gia is sitting with the dog on counter while eating, gross. Gia apparently told Tre that her friend’s mom couldn’t put it down and she hopes that means she a has a shot the New York Times Best Sellers list. Joe comes in and is buttering up Teresa, one minute hes telling her she beautiful and in the next minute starts verbally abusing the dog telling her she’s ugly He is obviously pretty drunk. Yeah OK maybe her dye job isn’t the greatest but that’s her humans fault, dogs are not meant to be hot pink. Gia gets up to walk away obviously she can tell her dad is in state and Joe tells her to get back over here before he kicks her ass!?!?!?!?!?!?! Ugh this is so uncomfortable. Gia being a teenager is unable to not talk back, tells him that hes going away and has no say. This gets him started on some babble about he will be stronger put away then out with his family. Gia basically tell him to fuck off and walks away.