How about we get out of here and play hide the ghost sausage?Sweet Jesus, where did we leave off? Wank is in cahoots with Marie to take out the Coven. His marriage to Cordelia is a sham, but now Cordelia through her new “sight” knows that he’s – at minimum- a cheater, and has ordered him out of her life. Cordelia also knows that Fiona set Myrt up to take the fall for Cordelia’s acid attack. Madison is back from the dead with the help of Misty… know knows that something is rotten at Hogwarts and wants to keep her distance. Myrtle is buried in Misty’s garden being nursed back to “undeadness.” The Axeman- famed serial killer from 1919 is back thanks to a Ouija board and Zoe “releasing” him. Is he an apparition or real or what? Who knows? And FrankenKyle has taken up residence in the Green House of Requirement Jail. The episode opens with “Roseanna” by Toto playing in a tattoo parlor – Kyle singing along. “Toto is amazeballs” he says. Some frat boys are getting meaningless tatts. One is getting some kind of symbols that say “beginning and end.” Dude, that’s Chinese for “I have crabs.”One of his bros is getting a shamrock on his arm- he isn’t even Irish. Kyle thinks it’s stupid. Kyle isn’t getting a tattoo because his mom would kill him, one jokes something to the effect of “that he could bang her to take her mind off of it.” Kyle tells them he wants engineer and he knows that getting a tattoo could make someone get the wrong impression of him. There is a solution Kyle… wear a shirt. Just a suggestion. We cut to FrankenKyle now…looking at all of the tatts of his frat bros that are now part of his sewn-together body. Crap. Now everyone is going to think I have Chinese Crabs. He’s grunting like an animal in horror. Zoe sneaks up on him with a pistol behind her back. I have something for youCreepy opening credits ensue Madison, back from the dead and smoking cigs and carrying around a candelabra. In an uber-dramatic voiceover monologue, Madison says her generation is known for entitlement and narcissism. She thinks the defining trait is numbness to the world. She is numb to everything and was even before she died. She was gang raped and two seconds later was hitting on the neighbor kid. She scours Hogwarts looks for pills and booze to numb her pain. She would give anything to just feel SOMETHING again. Ever consider turning on a light?She goes around drinking Cordelia’s herbs, and finds something that makes her to look a little more human. But she still can’t feel anything. She gorges herself on food, something she’s never done before- or if she did she immediately purged, but still can’t fill the hole inside her. She’s going nuts and needs to do something about it. Pages: | Next Page→
How about we get out of here and play hide the ghost sausage?Sweet Jesus, where did we leave off? Wank is in cahoots with Marie to take out the Coven. His marriage to Cordelia is a sham, but now Cordelia through her new “sight” knows that he’s – at minimum- a cheater, and has ordered him out of her life. Cordelia also knows that Fiona set Myrt up to take the fall for Cordelia’s acid attack. Madison is back from the dead with the help of Misty… know knows that something is rotten at Hogwarts and wants to keep her distance. Myrtle is buried in Misty’s garden being nursed back to “undeadness.” The Axeman- famed serial killer from 1919 is back thanks to a Ouija board and Zoe “releasing” him. Is he an apparition or real or what? Who knows? And FrankenKyle has taken up residence in the Green House of Requirement Jail. The episode opens with “Roseanna” by Toto playing in a tattoo parlor – Kyle singing along. “Toto is amazeballs” he says. Some frat boys are getting meaningless tatts. One is getting some kind of symbols that say “beginning and end.” Dude, that’s Chinese for “I have crabs.”One of his bros is getting a shamrock on his arm- he isn’t even Irish. Kyle thinks it’s stupid. Kyle isn’t getting a tattoo because his mom would kill him, one jokes something to the effect of “that he could bang her to take her mind off of it.” Kyle tells them he wants engineer and he knows that getting a tattoo could make someone get the wrong impression of him. There is a solution Kyle… wear a shirt. Just a suggestion. We cut to FrankenKyle now…looking at all of the tatts of his frat bros that are now part of his sewn-together body. Crap. Now everyone is going to think I have Chinese Crabs. He’s grunting like an animal in horror. Zoe sneaks up on him with a pistol behind her back. I have something for youCreepy opening credits ensue Madison, back from the dead and smoking cigs and carrying around a candelabra. In an uber-dramatic voiceover monologue, Madison says her generation is known for entitlement and narcissism. She thinks the defining trait is numbness to the world. She is numb to everything and was even before she died. She was gang raped and two seconds later was hitting on the neighbor kid. She scours Hogwarts looks for pills and booze to numb her pain. She would give anything to just feel SOMETHING again. Ever consider turning on a light?She goes around drinking Cordelia’s herbs, and finds something that makes her to look a little more human. But she still can’t feel anything. She gorges herself on food, something she’s never done before- or if she did she immediately purged, but still can’t fill the hole inside her. She’s going nuts and needs to do something about it. Pages: | Next Page→