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Bad Girls Club Recap: Tropical Punch!
This week the skanks invade Puerto Rico! And, nothing happened. Well, something did happen. I made the decision not to call Mercedies by that ridiculous nickname. Her name and behavior ridiculous...
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American Horror Story: Coven Recap I’m Dead, You’re Dead, She’s Dead, He’s Dead
How about we get out of here and play hide the ghost sausage?Sweet Jesus, where did we leave off? Wank is in cahoots with Marie to take out the Coven. His marriage to Cordelia is a sham, but now...
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Boardwalk Empire Recap: Closing In
Okay, Trashlians. The end is nigh and … does anyone else cringe and cover their eyes whenever Chalky’s left alone for too long? Just me? Liars. Seriously. It’s like Halloween and you hope to god he’s...
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Project Runway All Stars – Fashion Crime
Last week – innocent school children’s school supplies were destroyed in the name of (mostly questionable) fashion. Alyssa’s stylist still hates her. No one was sent home. And we were given a preview...
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Scandal Recap: Vermont is for Idiots
Hello, Hucklings! I’ve barely recovered from last week’s Scandal, so let’s hope this week things move a little more slowly. Ha! What are the odds of that? Let’s get to it, shall we? We pick up where...
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OUAT Recap: Dear Dad, You Suck
WOW, Trashii Talkers. After weeks of literally walking around in circles and accomplishing nothing, this episode of Once Upon a Time delivered a smack right in our faces. I don’t know about you, but my...
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Top Chef Recap: Potluck, Schmotluck
Hey Trashmii, what’s up? Do you remember me? I know, this recap is super-late, and I must apologize for that. I spent the last several days in Orlando, Florida with a friend watching go-go boys...
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Only The Lonely… And The Desperate.
Last week, a group of 30-somethings did nothing with their lives except to complain. This week appears to be the same; the only difference is that I get to write about it. I’m filling in for Alejandra,...
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Sleepy Hollow Recap: Ich & Abe Make a Bad Bromance
We pick up immediately after Midnight Ride ended as Crabbie lock Spiro into the special vault and move into the next room. Abbie’s so excited that they did it she teaches Ich to fist bump. He’s all...
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Comment Showcase Time to Vote
It’s almost Thanksgiving, Trashmii. We begin the day with pancakes for breakfast. Cook one side, Flipit, repeat. Gotta have my energy for the day to come. Wish Aunt Dorsey would be here with the Old...
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Shahs of Sunset Recap: MJ is a Horrible Person
Hola Trashies! Loving your feedback in the minicaps and recaps – seriously, you guys are not only hilarious, but on POINT! So let’s get this shiz started. There’s a lovely recap of the Lilly v MJ...
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Sons of Anarchy: Well, This Is Awkward
Happy Thanksgiving, TTTV’ers! Did you know the bird we slaughter and eat (mmmm, mmmm … tryptophan) was named for Turkey the country, albeit for the wrong reason? You can share that factoid around the...
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Top Chef Recap: The Vegan Episode
Hello again, Trashmiies! It feels like I just left you all about a half-hour ago. Oh wait, I did, because I just posted my catch-up recap… and it’s a very good thing, we really need to jump right on...
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RHOBH Recap: Cirque de Ho Lay
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Gigi got caught pooping in the wilderness, … everyone went over to Carlton’s creepy church/Satan house to stare at her paper bag face and giggle at...
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Pump Rules Recap: Sweater Line? Rly?
Hey Y’all! It’s so good to be back! Had to take an emergency trip home, so thank you thank you thank you Madelyne27 for covering! It was much appreciated. Are you guys excited for the possibility of...
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The Amazing Race Recap: High Horse Hypocrites
Hi there trashmiis! This week on The Amazing Race, we find out the Hot Doc’s dirty little secret: They like Jesus. As they step off the mat in first place and find out they are to head to Indonesia,...
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The Voice Recap: Queen Me
Good evening, fellow Trashies. Another Monday which means another night of our talented little hopefuls battling out. There’s been so much Caroline love that I might have to rethink my stance that...
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RHOM Recap: Reunion Part 2
Hey Trashtalkers! We return after the infamous Makeup Gay confrontation, and Lisa is quaking like the angry greyhound she so closely resembles. Andy asks her if she’s upset, and she basically growls....
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Sleepy Hollow Minicap: Happy Hallowgiving!
Katrina fans, rejoice! For this episode was chock full of The Fanciest Quaker Witch in All of History. In an episode about a classic Halloween haunted house during Thanksgiving. Crabbie are looking...
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Dancing With the Stars Recap: America Has Spoken
Night One Hello, Trash Talkers! Here it is. The Dancing With the Stars two night finale! I hope you are all happy to have this. I’m at home watching this show instead of at a 3-D showing of Day of the...
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