It’s almost Thanksgiving, Trashmii. We begin the day with pancakes for breakfast. Cook one side, Flipit, repeat. Gotta have my energy for the day to come. Wish Aunt Dorsey would be here with the Old Doorknob, but we will make do. No Sarcasatire here of course. We are all pretty Classy Drunks, except when we are not, and to avoid Chaos(butterfly) we are having Thanksgiving with friends only this year. The eatathon begins when the guests, mostly Suburbints with a Gypsy and a TNGal or two, arrive and we serve the hors d’oeuvres with my favorite DearCrabby Cakes. Then we will settle in for the game. We are never not withoutmytv on Thanksgiving since we are all football (Catty)fans. Sheesh, it is amazing that by halftime everyone will be getting Itchy for more food, so we will begin the feast in earnest. Don’t want to upset Mr. Dangerous, do we? Oddly enough, nobody really cares for turkey, so we are having Chicken(Lips) as the main course with the mashed potatoes and cranberry salad. Dessert will be pumpkin pie made with PopePhilly cheese, an old family recipe since nobody is LACtose intolerant, guests always want J-Mo of that. Naturally Labowner will be supplied with plenty of leftovers to take home. Now that I have completely overdone this turkey of a post, let’s have the nominees for voting, shall we? J-Mo on Top Chef Potluck: I am forever grateful to Tre Giudice for correcting the way we say things… and we must never let Scar forget that she used to blow a big fat writer… Honeybunny on RHOB Toddler Tongue: That freaky doll collection reminds me of It’s A Small World ride because I am sure those things are going to come alive and start Chuckying everyone. Aunt Dorsey on Project Runway Crime: Seth Aaron’s look was not like a librarian. She looked like a fabulously efficient German postal worker. Eyediosmio on Shahs Enemies: My theory is Lilly is completely hollow inside. Like, if she fell and broke her arm, just glitter and cotton balls would fall out. She’s so fake. Pages: 1 2
It’s almost Thanksgiving, Trashmii. We begin the day with pancakes for breakfast. Cook one side, Flipit, repeat. Gotta have my energy for the day to come. Wish Aunt Dorsey would be here with the Old Doorknob, but we will make do. No Sarcasatire here of course. We are all pretty Classy Drunks, except when we are not, and to avoid Chaos(butterfly) we are having Thanksgiving with friends only this year. The eatathon begins when the guests, mostly Suburbints with a Gypsy and a TNGal or two, arrive and we serve the hors d’oeuvres with my favorite DearCrabby Cakes. Then we will settle in for the game. We are never not withoutmytv on Thanksgiving since we are all football (Catty)fans. Sheesh, it is amazing that by halftime everyone will be getting Itchy for more food, so we will begin the feast in earnest. Don’t want to upset Mr. Dangerous, do we? Oddly enough, nobody really cares for turkey, so we are having Chicken(Lips) as the main course with the mashed potatoes and cranberry salad. Dessert will be pumpkin pie made with PopePhilly cheese, an old family recipe since nobody is LACtose intolerant, guests always want J-Mo of that. Naturally Labowner will be supplied with plenty of leftovers to take home. Now that I have completely overdone this turkey of a post, let’s have the nominees for voting, shall we? J-Mo on Top Chef Potluck: I am forever grateful to Tre Giudice for correcting the way we say things… and we must never let Scar forget that she used to blow a big fat writer… Honeybunny on RHOB Toddler Tongue: That freaky doll collection reminds me of It’s A Small World ride because I am sure those things are going to come alive and start Chuckying everyone. Aunt Dorsey on Project Runway Crime: Seth Aaron’s look was not like a librarian. She looked like a fabulously efficient German postal worker. Eyediosmio on Shahs Enemies: My theory is Lilly is completely hollow inside. Like, if she fell and broke her arm, just glitter and cotton balls would fall out. She’s so fake. Pages: 1 2