Hola Trashies! Loving your feedback in the minicaps and recaps – seriously, you guys are not only hilarious, but on POINT! So let’s get this shiz started. There’s a lovely recap of the Lilly v MJ showdown. Asa will forever have a place in my heart because of her asking Lilly if she’s going to finish her steak. It’s fantastic. Apparently Lilly is super pissed off because Asa only cared about her food, not her feelings. The entire gang interviews and is pretty much like, “Both these bitches be crazy. I’m gonna be over here eating my pizza and drinking my drinks. K thanx.” After the Lilly v. MJ showdown, the group gets hammered and goes to a club. At the club everyone is getting super hammered. There’s shots of tequila and lots of sitting down dancing. So lazy. Anyway, GG sees Shawn supposedly staring at some girl’s ass, and she gets super pissed. She tells us that unless she points it out, he shouldn’t be looking at it. This is quite possibly the dumbest argument I’ve ever heard. Seriously. You’re in a club, there’s asses EVERYWHERE. Unless you are Mr. Maggo, you’re gonna see ass. It’s inevitable. MJ tells us that everytime they go to a club, GG and Shawn get all “TMZ,” which I can definitely see that happening. As we watch GG chewing Shawn a b-hole over looking at an errant ass, Reza and MJ start talking shit about how GG goes around making out with boys with stupid names but Shawn can’t gander at a butt at a club. Uh, oh. Can someone please explain this outfit to me? Is she supposed to be a “sexy referee” or something? MJ tells us that GG needs to get “checked,” and holy shit I cannot believe she is going to do this! MJ and her giant angry breasts tell Shawn that GG made out with someone at Lilly’s party. It’s seriously like – record scratch -WHAT?! Who does that? Have you ever seen anyone enjoy starting shit as much as these two? Look at Reza’s face! He couldn’t look happier than if he was licking a twink’s armpit. GG is horrified and pissed off and scared all at once. This is the face of someone who doesn’t know whether to cut her friend, cry or shit her pants. Wow. MJ then winks at Reza, literally SHE WINKS AT HIM and nods, as if to say, “My work here is done.” Then the evil twosome split, and leave GG and Shawn to scrap it out all drunk in the club. Damn. And kiddies, it just gets weirder from here. Apparently GG and MJ are now not talking, and so of course Reza comes over all Bravo style to rehash the situation. MJ is lounging in her long sleeve dress, pouring some champagne and they giggle and talk about how messed up GG and Shawn are. Reza and MJ are back to being besties, and even though Reza feels like MJ was […]
Hola Trashies! Loving your feedback in the minicaps and recaps – seriously, you guys are not only hilarious, but on POINT! So let’s get this shiz started. There’s a lovely recap of the Lilly v MJ showdown. Asa will forever have a place in my heart because of her asking Lilly if she’s going to finish her steak. It’s fantastic. Apparently Lilly is super pissed off because Asa only cared about her food, not her feelings. The entire gang interviews and is pretty much like, “Both these bitches be crazy. I’m gonna be over here eating my pizza and drinking my drinks. K thanx.” After the Lilly v. MJ showdown, the group gets hammered and goes to a club. At the club everyone is getting super hammered. There’s shots of tequila and lots of sitting down dancing. So lazy. Anyway, GG sees Shawn supposedly staring at some girl’s ass, and she gets super pissed. She tells us that unless she points it out, he shouldn’t be looking at it. This is quite possibly the dumbest argument I’ve ever heard. Seriously. You’re in a club, there’s asses EVERYWHERE. Unless you are Mr. Maggo, you’re gonna see ass. It’s inevitable. MJ tells us that everytime they go to a club, GG and Shawn get all “TMZ,” which I can definitely see that happening. As we watch GG chewing Shawn a b-hole over looking at an errant ass, Reza and MJ start talking shit about how GG goes around making out with boys with stupid names but Shawn can’t gander at a butt at a club. Uh, oh. Can someone please explain this outfit to me? Is she supposed to be a “sexy referee” or something? MJ tells us that GG needs to get “checked,” and holy shit I cannot believe she is going to do this! MJ and her giant angry breasts tell Shawn that GG made out with someone at Lilly’s party. It’s seriously like – record scratch -WHAT?! Who does that? Have you ever seen anyone enjoy starting shit as much as these two? Look at Reza’s face! He couldn’t look happier than if he was licking a twink’s armpit. GG is horrified and pissed off and scared all at once. This is the face of someone who doesn’t know whether to cut her friend, cry or shit her pants. Wow. MJ then winks at Reza, literally SHE WINKS AT HIM and nods, as if to say, “My work here is done.” Then the evil twosome split, and leave GG and Shawn to scrap it out all drunk in the club. Damn. And kiddies, it just gets weirder from here. Apparently GG and MJ are now not talking, and so of course Reza comes over all Bravo style to rehash the situation. MJ is lounging in her long sleeve dress, pouring some champagne and they giggle and talk about how messed up GG and Shawn are. Reza and MJ are back to being besties, and even though Reza feels like MJ was […]