Hey Y’all! It’s so good to be back! Had to take an emergency trip home, so thank you thank you thank you Madelyne27 for covering! It was much appreciated. Are you guys excited for the possibility of going four for four on the man-cry jag we’ve been on? Because I sure am. At this point, it’s kind of the only reason I’m watching. Hee! Let’s get to it. We open this week with Jax hitting up a modeling job for KItson Online and once again narrating his dissatisfaction at still getting paid to be pretty and buldgy in all the right places. (Pretty: Face, Bumpy: Arms). And, in the fashion of all great performers, he’d like to start working behind the camera, and “kind of be in charge.” See, what I’d really like to do is operate the boom mic, but they don’t have those on photoshoots unless it’s a talking photo shoot, also known as a “commercial.”The sticky part about this shoot is that it’s a duet with another female model – something that has typically been a source of consternation for Jax (he likes to stick his penis in female models). They talk about relationships, and she basically tells him that she has a really hard time not having casual sex when she’s single. Jax talks a big game about trying really hard to win Stassi back, so he’s not going to sleep with this girl. Plz. If you believe Jax and this chick didn’t bone in the bathroom as soon as the cameras were off, I have many bridges to sell you. I think this because this girl is right up his damn alley, she’s blond, gorgeous and says that she’d scratch off the Stassi tattoo in his sleep if they were dating, so she’s also crazy. Trifecta! Elsewhere, Stassi, Kristen and Katie all meet for lunch post-pilates because they are so LA it’s painful. Stassi has awesomely snuck in a bunch of splits of white wine for them to drink because the restaurant doesn’t serve alcohol. Aww, that’s one of those things that’s cute when you’re 20, but sad when you’re 30. They all discuss their relationships and the whole thing looks like a bunch of five-year-olds playing some kind of “Sex and the City” dress-up tea party. To catch you up, Jax ASKED to kiss Stassi in Arrowhead, and all the women cackle with glee at how pathetic he is not only for getting her name tattooed on his arm, but for asking to kiss her. If he really didn’t sleep with that model, he’ll wish he did once he sees this episode. We flip back and forth between the girls and Tom and Jax, who are also on a ladies lunch. Apparently Tom and Kristen had sex, so that’s big news at both tables. It certainly doesn’t seem like their relationship is getting any healthier, though. Stassi and Katie are more excited about the sex than Kristen is, and Tom is latching onto it like […]
Hey Y’all! It’s so good to be back! Had to take an emergency trip home, so thank you thank you thank you Madelyne27 for covering! It was much appreciated. Are you guys excited for the possibility of going four for four on the man-cry jag we’ve been on? Because I sure am. At this point, it’s kind of the only reason I’m watching. Hee! Let’s get to it. We open this week with Jax hitting up a modeling job for KItson Online and once again narrating his dissatisfaction at still getting paid to be pretty and buldgy in all the right places. (Pretty: Face, Bumpy: Arms). And, in the fashion of all great performers, he’d like to start working behind the camera, and “kind of be in charge.” See, what I’d really like to do is operate the boom mic, but they don’t have those on photoshoots unless it’s a talking photo shoot, also known as a “commercial.”The sticky part about this shoot is that it’s a duet with another female model – something that has typically been a source of consternation for Jax (he likes to stick his penis in female models). They talk about relationships, and she basically tells him that she has a really hard time not having casual sex when she’s single. Jax talks a big game about trying really hard to win Stassi back, so he’s not going to sleep with this girl. Plz. If you believe Jax and this chick didn’t bone in the bathroom as soon as the cameras were off, I have many bridges to sell you. I think this because this girl is right up his damn alley, she’s blond, gorgeous and says that she’d scratch off the Stassi tattoo in his sleep if they were dating, so she’s also crazy. Trifecta! Elsewhere, Stassi, Kristen and Katie all meet for lunch post-pilates because they are so LA it’s painful. Stassi has awesomely snuck in a bunch of splits of white wine for them to drink because the restaurant doesn’t serve alcohol. Aww, that’s one of those things that’s cute when you’re 20, but sad when you’re 30. They all discuss their relationships and the whole thing looks like a bunch of five-year-olds playing some kind of “Sex and the City” dress-up tea party. To catch you up, Jax ASKED to kiss Stassi in Arrowhead, and all the women cackle with glee at how pathetic he is not only for getting her name tattooed on his arm, but for asking to kiss her. If he really didn’t sleep with that model, he’ll wish he did once he sees this episode. We flip back and forth between the girls and Tom and Jax, who are also on a ladies lunch. Apparently Tom and Kristen had sex, so that’s big news at both tables. It certainly doesn’t seem like their relationship is getting any healthier, though. Stassi and Katie are more excited about the sex than Kristen is, and Tom is latching onto it like […]