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Toddlers & Tiaras: Viva Poo-Point Deductions!
The season premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras brings us to Last Train to Clarksville, Tennessee for the Me and My Pet pageant, and you know how much I hate it when they involve animals in these – either...
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Bad Girls Club Recap: Queens for Night
Hey there Trashies! I bet you thought this was the end, didn’t you? Our sweet Cherie has taken a well earned sabbatical. She needs to purge her mind of the skank wrought by these bitches. I will be...
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AUDC Recaps: Gods and Mortals AKA Madi and Mackenzie
Madi and Mackenzie are here. All is right with the world. Kira and Zimmerman the Mole and all the other moms are stretching out their daughters. There are 10 dancers still standing. Abby is looking for...
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Project Runway 12 Recap: Anger/Time Management
Hello Trashonistas! Did you miss me? First of all I have to thank the fantastic CynTV for covering for me last week. Loved the recap! Now I’m back and ready to rock and roll, so let’s get right to it,...
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Scandal Recap: All About Mellie
Hello, Hucklets! Sorry for the late recap, I’ve had a busy week. Let’s dive into this Mellie-centric episode, shall we? Mellie’s having a documentary made about her, she’s hamming up the First...
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Sleepy Hollow Recap: 1 if by land, 4 if Spiro is pissed off
Trashies, let us all comfort our fellow fan, Finnegan, for there is no Katrina and her Heaving Bosoms of Healing tonight. The episode opens with Paul Revere’s midnight ride through Boston in 1775....
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MiniCap: Boardwalk Empire
Ribbit … Well, that was one happy-go-luck hour, wasn’t it, Trash O’ My Heart? It just flew by with all that laughter and gaiety. Why, I’m sitting here with a bottle of scotch and an 8-ball because I’m...
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Survivor Recap: The Urge to Purge
Heya Trashii Talkers! Are you ready for a heaping helping of bitter Bukkake? Well, too bad because that’s what Jeffrey’s serving on the menu this time around. Served with a side of pig intestines....
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Comment Showcase Time to Vote
It’s happy happy Monday and Voting Funday on TTTV Comment Showcase. Welcome back from the weekend Trashmii. Can you believe it’s almost December? For those of you who are new to TTTV and/or are not...
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Almost Human: Welcome to the Future
Alrighty it’s time for the much awaited start of Almost Human, a show I have been hearing about for months. My husband and I are both sci-fi nerds (we go to conventions, it’s really awesome or...
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Sons of Anarchy: Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Hi everyone! It’s been a strangely unsatisfying week, kind of like this episode … Tara wakes up in her own bed and remembers that she’s supposed to be afraid of vengeance from Jax. She looks for the...
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The Voice Recap: Jamaican Me Crazy
I’m so not a fan of the group sing – it sort of reminds me of all of those corny variety shows from the 70’s or a really great episode of the Brady Bunch.
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Dancing with the Stars Recap: To the Maks!
Hi, Trashies! Last week we lost Elizabeth and Val in a super-shocking elimination. I can’t lie. I’m actually glad to be rid of Elizabeth – especially this week. Yesterday was my 30th birthday...
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RHOBH Recap: Toddler Tongue Kissing and Witchard Manners
Previously on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we got a look at David Foster’s ass, … Might I suggest lemon and cayenne? …Yolanda almost died from Lyme disease while her daughter almost died...
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MiniCap: Survivor
Poor Jeff. You know he was hoping and praying for the Bukkake Brothers to be pitted against each other in truel after truel after truel. But alas, it was not to be. Bukkake Bubbe slides in there...
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Comment Showcase Winners and Nominations
Happy Thursday Trashmii. One week to Thanksgiving, and a big shout-out to our founding parents for giving us some way to take our minds off the cold weather to come. Did they really know that very soon...
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AUDC: The Final Showdown and Rachelle Bites The Apple, Sadly Not The Dust
Two hour finale. My second one this week. It’s like an early Christmas for my fingers. I’m not lying when I say that my vision is on a downward slide. I have tried to proof this (first time), but I can...
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Once Upon a Time in Wonderland Recap: The Penitent Man Shall Pass
Hi Trashmii! So this week on OUATIW, something actually happened! I’ve been sick in bed all week and have to run out the door for a rehearsal in a few hours, so let’s get right to it. Anastasia and...
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