Hey there Trashies! I bet you thought this was the end, didn’t you? Our sweet Cherie has taken a well earned sabbatical. She needs to purge her mind of the skank wrought by these bitches. I will be your substitute until she has returned from her de-skanking. Previously, on the Bad Girls Club, a bunch of skanks got drunk and fought with each other. Then, they fought with new skanks and got drunk. Then they acted skanky and tried to screw each other because all of the men of Miami were either gay or decided they didn’t want to risk the skankiness. Then, I got drunk and decided to recap a bunch of drunken skanks screwing and fighting each other. Apparently, Piercy McTattoo befriended the new girl Janelle, but is having second thoughts because the other girls don’t like her. Well, to be fair, calling a bunch of women you don’t know, “broke hos,” while talking about your 1000 dollar weave (really? She paid a thousand dollars for that shit? She could have gone to the Dominican place down the street from my house and gotten a much more realistic and less rat nest look) isn’t likely to win you any friends. But, on the other hand, if some stupid bitches who know nothing about me pour shit on me while I am sleeping, I probably wouldn’t be watching my mouth either. And, to be fair, if you don’t know the people you are rooming with and you only lay claim to one thing, (in this case, the orange juice you purchased for yourself), it’s not cool for the roomies to mess with that one thing. Except when it entertains me. It’s a vicious cycle, Trashies! A fake bitch calling other fake bitches broke is bound to end in crazy. Anyway, Janelle’s fake lashes flutter with indignation while she talks on the phone. She talks about fighting over orange juice and actually believes that she could be the face of a product. The producers outdo themselves by coming up with an orange juice ad campaign. Of course, by “outdo themselves,” I meant that they also think these skanks are boring and so they came up with this to add some extra fun. Piercy McTattoo arranges for some stripping lessons. It’s really a chance for her to show us that she isn’t as boring as she seems. Seriously, though, her piercings and tattoos are like 95 percent of her personality, so the stripping thing is really a last ditch effort. Poor Piercy McTattoo. She probably should have done the stripper thing earlier. Meanwhile, all of the other skanks really hate Janelle. Since, I haven’t actually seen the past few episodes, I don’t know why they hate Janelle. I just know that her fake eyelashes bug me enough to make me hate her too. OK, they don’t really make me hate her. They just make me want to pull them off her eyelids. Pages: 1 2345
Hey there Trashies! I bet you thought this was the end, didn’t you? Our sweet Cherie has taken a well earned sabbatical. She needs to purge her mind of the skank wrought by these bitches. I will be your substitute until she has returned from her de-skanking. Previously, on the Bad Girls Club, a bunch of skanks got drunk and fought with each other. Then, they fought with new skanks and got drunk. Then they acted skanky and tried to screw each other because all of the men of Miami were either gay or decided they didn’t want to risk the skankiness. Then, I got drunk and decided to recap a bunch of drunken skanks screwing and fighting each other. Apparently, Piercy McTattoo befriended the new girl Janelle, but is having second thoughts because the other girls don’t like her. Well, to be fair, calling a bunch of women you don’t know, “broke hos,” while talking about your 1000 dollar weave (really? She paid a thousand dollars for that shit? She could have gone to the Dominican place down the street from my house and gotten a much more realistic and less rat nest look) isn’t likely to win you any friends. But, on the other hand, if some stupid bitches who know nothing about me pour shit on me while I am sleeping, I probably wouldn’t be watching my mouth either. And, to be fair, if you don’t know the people you are rooming with and you only lay claim to one thing, (in this case, the orange juice you purchased for yourself), it’s not cool for the roomies to mess with that one thing. Except when it entertains me. It’s a vicious cycle, Trashies! A fake bitch calling other fake bitches broke is bound to end in crazy. Anyway, Janelle’s fake lashes flutter with indignation while she talks on the phone. She talks about fighting over orange juice and actually believes that she could be the face of a product. The producers outdo themselves by coming up with an orange juice ad campaign. Of course, by “outdo themselves,” I meant that they also think these skanks are boring and so they came up with this to add some extra fun. Piercy McTattoo arranges for some stripping lessons. It’s really a chance for her to show us that she isn’t as boring as she seems. Seriously, though, her piercings and tattoos are like 95 percent of her personality, so the stripping thing is really a last ditch effort. Poor Piercy McTattoo. She probably should have done the stripper thing earlier. Meanwhile, all of the other skanks really hate Janelle. Since, I haven’t actually seen the past few episodes, I don’t know why they hate Janelle. I just know that her fake eyelashes bug me enough to make me hate her too. OK, they don’t really make me hate her. They just make me want to pull them off her eyelids. Pages: 1 2345