Trashies, let us all comfort our fellow fan, Finnegan, for there is no Katrina and her Heaving Bosoms of Healing tonight. The episode opens with Paul Revere’s midnight ride through Boston in 1775. Paul and his buddies ride through town, quietly telling everyone that “the Regulars are coming.” Outside town in the woods they chased by Spiro. He still has his head and his eyes are a pale, glowing blue. He wounds two of them then decapitates the third. (Headless count: 6.) Only Revere is left but before we find out if he’s dead too we switch to Ich in present day. Gratuitous Eye Candy Pic Upload: Achieved He’s agog at the vast quantities of foodstuff Abbie has stored in the cabin. If Spiro starts the Apocalypse they need supplies in their woodsy hideout. Ich can’t believe Abbie paid for bottled water when there are lakes and streams, not to mention it runs from the tap these days. She informs him there are chemicals in the tap water and the lakes are polluted. Abbie, you utter git, how do you not know that bottled water is usually just tap water? Especially the cheapest brand that comes in gallon jugs. Her phone warns them there is only an hour until sundown. Ich heads off to meet with the Freemasons about Spiro while Abbie goes to get info from Corbin’s files. Turns out the Freemasons don’t allow girls to play. I’d get my feminist rage on but in about five minutes it won’t matter. In town Abbie runs into the most boring hot guy in the world. Luke’s begging for attention and she’s blowing him off. Again, some more. We do learn that Jenny gets out of the institution tomorrow. YAY, more Jenny. He pesters her until she finally agrees to meet him for coffee. Dudes (and Chicks) of the world, take note: when an ex says no it means no and this pressure isn’t cute, it’s annoying and borderline creepy. Find your self-esteem, set up a profile on Match, and move on with your life. It’s dark now and Luke, on his way home from a bar, runs into John Cho. Luke demonstrates his crack detective skills by observing that John Cho is supposed to be dead. Seriously, no one ever noticed that his body disappeared? SLEEPY HOLLOW POLICE SUCK! Which part of dead don’t you understand? That gun is pointless, Detective Idiot. Cho orders Luke to stay away from Abbie because only Cho can protect her. Then he quickly grabs the gun, holds it to Luke’s head, and warns him that a war is coming that only a few will survive. He tells Luke to pick the right side when the time comes. He means the side of evil and Death. Unless he hates Luke like the rest of us and wants him to die by choosing the good side. Ich apparently now has a phone because he’s left Abbie a voice mail that beings with “Dear Ms. Mills” and […]
Trashies, let us all comfort our fellow fan, Finnegan, for there is no Katrina and her Heaving Bosoms of Healing tonight. The episode opens with Paul Revere’s midnight ride through Boston in 1775. Paul and his buddies ride through town, quietly telling everyone that “the Regulars are coming.” Outside town in the woods they chased by Spiro. He still has his head and his eyes are a pale, glowing blue. He wounds two of them then decapitates the third. (Headless count: 6.) Only Revere is left but before we find out if he’s dead too we switch to Ich in present day. Gratuitous Eye Candy Pic Upload: Achieved He’s agog at the vast quantities of foodstuff Abbie has stored in the cabin. If Spiro starts the Apocalypse they need supplies in their woodsy hideout. Ich can’t believe Abbie paid for bottled water when there are lakes and streams, not to mention it runs from the tap these days. She informs him there are chemicals in the tap water and the lakes are polluted. Abbie, you utter git, how do you not know that bottled water is usually just tap water? Especially the cheapest brand that comes in gallon jugs. Her phone warns them there is only an hour until sundown. Ich heads off to meet with the Freemasons about Spiro while Abbie goes to get info from Corbin’s files. Turns out the Freemasons don’t allow girls to play. I’d get my feminist rage on but in about five minutes it won’t matter. In town Abbie runs into the most boring hot guy in the world. Luke’s begging for attention and she’s blowing him off. Again, some more. We do learn that Jenny gets out of the institution tomorrow. YAY, more Jenny. He pesters her until she finally agrees to meet him for coffee. Dudes (and Chicks) of the world, take note: when an ex says no it means no and this pressure isn’t cute, it’s annoying and borderline creepy. Find your self-esteem, set up a profile on Match, and move on with your life. It’s dark now and Luke, on his way home from a bar, runs into John Cho. Luke demonstrates his crack detective skills by observing that John Cho is supposed to be dead. Seriously, no one ever noticed that his body disappeared? SLEEPY HOLLOW POLICE SUCK! Which part of dead don’t you understand? That gun is pointless, Detective Idiot. Cho orders Luke to stay away from Abbie because only Cho can protect her. Then he quickly grabs the gun, holds it to Luke’s head, and warns him that a war is coming that only a few will survive. He tells Luke to pick the right side when the time comes. He means the side of evil and Death. Unless he hates Luke like the rest of us and wants him to die by choosing the good side. Ich apparently now has a phone because he’s left Abbie a voice mail that beings with “Dear Ms. Mills” and […]