The Voice Recap: Sweet Caroline/It’s A Shame About Ray Medley
Elimination night on The Voice where 8 become 6. Hiya, Carson. Hiya, judges. Ellie Goulding and Ceelo are taking the stage tonight. Preview of last night’s performances and commentary from the...
View ArticleAlmost Human – The Die Hard episode
Previously on Almost Human – remember, there’s robot police? But like, different types. specifically most of them are dicks except for one. alrighty then. Also your recapper has a wicked cold so I’m...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Minicap: MJ’s Lameass Apology
Hola my Trashinistas! Well, the MJ and GG feud is in full swing this episode. Apparently GG and her family go camping every year (really? That doesn’t seem very “Shah” like, but I’ll take it), and...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #105: Bravo, Turkeys!
On this week’s very special episode of the Watch What Crappens Bravo Podcast, we talk TURKEY! Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) join forces to thank Bravo for all it’s bestowed...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Yesterday the family gathered for the traditional lasagna feast and today we are having chicken which, like turkey in other households, is considered a garnish because...
View ArticleBoardwalk Empire Recap: Terence Winter Is Laughing At You
Oh, Trashmii. Twelve weeks flew by. Just a month ago I was scratching my head trying to figure out where this season was going. It was a simpler time. A time when I only JOKED that Terence Winter...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: As the Twirl Turns
Last week, Porsha lost her balls to Kordell. Kandi comforted Porsha and got her own marital advice from someone who wasn’t even in existence when we went to Afghanistan. Kenya experienced the funniest...
View ArticleSleepy Hollow Recap: Attack of Treevilbeard
The spooky haunted house episode opens with some rich lady we don’t know driving up to a ramshackle mansion. She’s rich enough for a driver but hip enough for a slouchy knit hat. Someone’s...
View ArticleComment Showcase Time to Vote
Happy Monday all, and it seems that Trashmii had a fun-filled holiday and weekend because it has been so quiet around here. Fortunately there was enough snark to make an excellent voting roster, and...
View ArticleBad Girls Club Recap: Bye Bitches!
I’m going to keep this brief you guys because I have to gird my loins for a 3 part reunion. How in the hell can a season that was as lame and boring as this one was require a 3 part reunion? Anyway,...
View ArticleThe Amazing Race Recap: Hell No, My Fur Can’t Go!
Hi there, Trash Talkers! Hope you all had a lovely week filled with stuffing and turkey and fun family activities. I had a great time of quiet reflection, in which I gave some serious thought to the...
View ArticleRHOBH Recap: Earning Your Star Fu**er
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Joyce collected giant teeth of old ladies who wouldn’t let her fix their hair, … … the cast made Russell hanging jokes, … … and Brandi mentioned...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Recap: Persian Acres
Hola Trashies! I hope your holidays were full of turkey and the appropriate amount of passive aggressive family members – this way you can get all geared up for the Shahs of Sunset. Although, they...
View ArticleThe Voice Recap: Redemption and Dedications
Xtina tells a story about being in Jamaica and I can’t tell you a word she said because I couldn’t take my eyes off her cleavage.
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: Trigger Happy
Hi Trashii Talkers! Did you all have a good Thanksgiving? Gorge yourself on some delicious food? Have a wonderful time with your loving family? Or did your Thanksgiving look more like this?I hosted...
View ArticleThe Voice Recap: Deep Sixed
Ceelo got jealous of Xtina’s boobs last night so he’s rocking out some man cleavage.
View ArticleAlmost Human – Drugs are bad
Previously – in the future all bombs blink and beep, bad guys wear black, and most robots are dicks. But not Dorian. And your recapper overcame a mighty bought with the common cold and is back in...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #106: All I Want For Christmas Is A Sweater Line,...
On this very special episode of “Watch What Crappens,” Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) are joined once again by Katie Cazorla, star of TVGN’s “The Nail Files.” The red...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Guess Who’s Ruining Dinner?
Last week, Phaedra threatened Apollo repeatedly as he stupidly recounted how he could’ve banged/smashed/annihilated Kenya’s nether regions had he wanted. Porsha revealed the trauma of having to ask...
View ArticleMinicap: Top Chef
Welcome back home again Trash-talkers! I hope you all had a really great Turkey Day and enjoyed yourselves as much as I did… we had a really great meal, my baby nephew was happy instead of cranky, and...
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