Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Joyce collected giant teeth of old ladies who wouldn’t let her fix their hair, … … the cast made Russell hanging jokes, … … and Brandi mentioned Mauricio sleeping with trannies. Not you, sweetie. We open with one of the most unrealistic storylines that’s ever been presented on this show: Yolanda cutting bread. The only way I will buy this is if it turns out she uses it to force feed enemies locked up in her basement that she’ll slowly watch get fatter and fatter while she laughs evilly with her starving daughter under the lemon tree. It figures that Yolanda, the whitest bitch on any Housewives show ever, has a maid named White. The saddest part is you know her original name was Rosalita or some shit. Hello White. Hello Whiter. Thankfully, Yoli isn’t going to eat that bread. It’s for her mother and brother, who are coming in town to see David get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. This makes more sense. She hasn’t a clue what normal people eat, so she defrosts the rump she took from the previous Blanca and gets to making sandwiches. This is what disobediance tastes like.
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Joyce collected giant teeth of old ladies who wouldn’t let her fix their hair, … … the cast made Russell hanging jokes, … … and Brandi mentioned Mauricio sleeping with trannies. Not you, sweetie. We open with one of the most unrealistic storylines that’s ever been presented on this show: Yolanda cutting bread. The only way I will buy this is if it turns out she uses it to force feed enemies locked up in her basement that she’ll slowly watch get fatter and fatter while she laughs evilly with her starving daughter under the lemon tree. It figures that Yolanda, the whitest bitch on any Housewives show ever, has a maid named White. The saddest part is you know her original name was Rosalita or some shit. Hello White. Hello Whiter. Thankfully, Yoli isn’t going to eat that bread. It’s for her mother and brother, who are coming in town to see David get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. This makes more sense. She hasn’t a clue what normal people eat, so she defrosts the rump she took from the previous Blanca and gets to making sandwiches. This is what disobediance tastes like.