Hola Trashies! I hope your holidays were full of turkey and the appropriate amount of passive aggressive family members – this way you can get all geared up for the Shahs of Sunset. Although, they are directly aggressive, not so much with the passive. We’ll leave that to the Beverly Hills gals. Reza and MJ are taking their frozen hearts to get “cryfacials,” to match their outsides to their insides. Lovely! (1.) Who wears a full face of makeup for a facial and (2.) Lisa Lisa (and the Cult Jam) would like her earrings back, doll.Reza is scheming, again, and tells MJ that they need to take a spa weekend together. For a moment, I’m jealous but then I get really suspicious. Like these bitches know how to relax. Please. They like to get shitfaced, start shit and then talk shit about people. THAT is their idea of a spa weekend, dolls. MJ’s too happy to be spending time with her best gay that she doesn’t realize Reza’s smile is because he’s hiding something, not because he loves her. He tells us he’s goign to take her camping instead. And I have to say – this idea is BRILLIANT! You just know this bitch is gonna get all Eva Gabor and ridiculous. I’m going to love it. I won’t go for the obvious joke about whether MJ is the pig and Reza’s Eva . . . or did I just do that?Mike is attending a business meeting in an empty hall of mirrors, until a spritely dude in blue gucci loafers appears. Apparently, this dude is Italian (so is Mike’s GF) and somebody once had a Persian roommate so these guys are besties! This dude has a company that sells “bus wrap ads” and I’m kind of confused about it. Do these buses just drive around with ads on them? Wouldn’t it be cheaper to buy an ad on a city bus? Because blue suede shoes here wants to sell him these bus wraps for one month for $45,000. Okay, maybe I’m just a blogger working for free, but that amount of money is INSANE! Mike agrees with me and flat out says no. He asks for $25,000 which is still seriously ridiculous money, and blue shoes comes down to $35k. They have a deal. But I’m wondering a few things here: 1) has Mike even sold one house yet? We haven’t heard if he has and 2) what is Reza going to say? He won’t be happy. I mean, he likes his own image very much for sure – but he likes his image on EXPENSIVE things – not a bus. He’s gonna be pisssssed. Our favorite delusional pop priestess is up next and she’s decided to forego singing (my ears thank you!) and is now focusing on her art and wants to do a “visual project” (my eyes hate you!). She’s visiting an art gallery to meet with the owner to discuss installing her “project” in the space. I am simultaneously horrified and giddy with anticipation. […]
Hola Trashies! I hope your holidays were full of turkey and the appropriate amount of passive aggressive family members – this way you can get all geared up for the Shahs of Sunset. Although, they are directly aggressive, not so much with the passive. We’ll leave that to the Beverly Hills gals. Reza and MJ are taking their frozen hearts to get “cryfacials,” to match their outsides to their insides. Lovely! (1.) Who wears a full face of makeup for a facial and (2.) Lisa Lisa (and the Cult Jam) would like her earrings back, doll.Reza is scheming, again, and tells MJ that they need to take a spa weekend together. For a moment, I’m jealous but then I get really suspicious. Like these bitches know how to relax. Please. They like to get shitfaced, start shit and then talk shit about people. THAT is their idea of a spa weekend, dolls. MJ’s too happy to be spending time with her best gay that she doesn’t realize Reza’s smile is because he’s hiding something, not because he loves her. He tells us he’s goign to take her camping instead. And I have to say – this idea is BRILLIANT! You just know this bitch is gonna get all Eva Gabor and ridiculous. I’m going to love it. I won’t go for the obvious joke about whether MJ is the pig and Reza’s Eva . . . or did I just do that?Mike is attending a business meeting in an empty hall of mirrors, until a spritely dude in blue gucci loafers appears. Apparently, this dude is Italian (so is Mike’s GF) and somebody once had a Persian roommate so these guys are besties! This dude has a company that sells “bus wrap ads” and I’m kind of confused about it. Do these buses just drive around with ads on them? Wouldn’t it be cheaper to buy an ad on a city bus? Because blue suede shoes here wants to sell him these bus wraps for one month for $45,000. Okay, maybe I’m just a blogger working for free, but that amount of money is INSANE! Mike agrees with me and flat out says no. He asks for $25,000 which is still seriously ridiculous money, and blue shoes comes down to $35k. They have a deal. But I’m wondering a few things here: 1) has Mike even sold one house yet? We haven’t heard if he has and 2) what is Reza going to say? He won’t be happy. I mean, he likes his own image very much for sure – but he likes his image on EXPENSIVE things – not a bus. He’s gonna be pisssssed. Our favorite delusional pop priestess is up next and she’s decided to forego singing (my ears thank you!) and is now focusing on her art and wants to do a “visual project” (my eyes hate you!). She’s visiting an art gallery to meet with the owner to discuss installing her “project” in the space. I am simultaneously horrified and giddy with anticipation. […]