MiniCap: Survivor
Heya Trashii Talkers! How ‘bout them castaways? I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy last night’s episode of Survivor. There were some fun moments in there and the bonus Hoo-rah moment when I realized...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners
Good Thursday morning, Trashmii. We have been returned to our regularly scheduled programming, which means that lies, deceits, treachery and fights fill our televisions screens and give us good reasons...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Minicap: The Good, Bad and Asa
Hola Trashies! I’m frantically trying to get this full recap up – I anticipated having it to you this morning but alas – things have gotten hectic. So I’m going to give you a nugget, a GOLDEN NUGGET,...
View ArticleBad Girls Club Reunion: Part 1
Sigh! Season 11 of the Bad Girls Club was so disappointing that the producers decided to punish us with a three part reunion. The first episode was full of nothing but filler and Tanisha pretty much...
View ArticleThe Hills Are Alive…With Awkward Acting
Hola Trash Talkers! I’ve been on a bit of a self-imposed hiatus from recapping, but when I saw that Vampire Bill was going to be taking on The Sound of Music Live, I knew I’d have to bring some snark....
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Milan, Paris, Springfield
Previously, we all debated the fashion contributions of Bonnie and Clyde to society (hint, not much) Jeffrey won a challenge, so either he has his groove back or he’s going home this week. I’d be happy...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story Coven Comet Enema Dance Party
Open WIDEWell, I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving! MisRed got to field a bunch of insults from her Aunt (MisRed’s sister was absent so MisRed took the jabs). And… there wasn’t a new episode last...
View ArticleScandal Recap: WTF LOL YOLO
Hello, Baby Hucks! I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I didn’t, I was too bummed that there was no new Scandal. HA. Let’s see what the Gladiators are up to this week! Huck’s Dextering Quinn...
View ArticleThe Good Wife Doublecap: If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Your Mother
Greetings Trashmii, and please accept my apologies for the dreadful lateness of both of these. I work in internet retail, and that’s all I’m going to say about that. I’ve been stuffing your stockings...
View ArticleOUAT Recap: Leaving Neverland
I can hardly believe it, Trashii Talkers. It looks like our prayers have finally been answered and we are about to leave Neverland behind! Unfortunately, it looks like this asshole is headed back with...
View ArticleMob Wives Recap: New Blood
What up Trash Talkers? I’ve been doing a solid for my girl Cherri by covering those skanks at the Bad Girls Club. After that lameness, I am so excited to talk about my favorite bitches ever! Mob Wives...
View ArticleSons of Anarchy: You Make Me Happy When You Are Dead
Hey, TTTV’ers! My sister has kindly informed me that my last recap sucked ass, so I will do my best to redeem myself with this penultimate episode of the season. Hope you all had a fabulous two-week...
View ArticleComment Showcase: Time to Vote
Good morning, and I hope you East Coast Trashmii don’t have too much trouble digging out of your white present from above today. Seems a tad early for the nasty weather we have been having almost...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: For Those About To Rock
Wow, Trashii Talkers. It is rare to have a tribal council that’s unpredictable given that most of the time everyone knows what they’re doing well before they even head off to see Jeff. So it’s AWESOME...
View ArticleTop Chef Recap: The Devil And Miss Johannes
Hello once again, Triple Tee-ers! Happy Holidays! I have to say I was really pleased to have had a week off from recapping Top Chef New Orleans so that I could really rest and enjoy the holiday with...
View ArticleMillionaire Matchmaker Recap: Crazy for Swayze
Patti lets Randy know he has no penis and then he proves her right by letting her insult him some more.
View ArticleRHOBH Recap: Claire is a Fat Girl’s Name
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle sanded her face down to look tranny hooker-ish enough to turn her husband on, … You’re almost ready for your closeup, Frank. …Brandi cleaned up...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Recap: No Crying at the Discoteque
Hola Trashies! How you doin’? Well this week’s episode started off terribly amusing and then went somewhere very weird and uncomfortable – and I’m not just talking about Reza’s weird ass mustache. The...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #107: Pride and Prejudice
This week, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) are both joined by Lisa Timmons (Banter With Ben and Lisa) and Katie Carzola (The Nail Files) for a super long and fun romp through...
View ArticleThe Voice Recap: Top Three Reveal
Xtina is congratulated for her newest singled being on the charts. She laments on Jaquie’s awesomeness while I’m mesmerized by her sexy school-marm getup.
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