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The Amazing Race Recap: Jesus Loves You, Asswipe (Part 1 of 2)
Greetings Trashonistas! I hope you are all enjoying the holiday season. Here we are at the final two segments of the 23rd season of the Amazing Race. It’s been a great ride and I am thrilled that you...
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BGC Recap Reunion Part2: The Sarah Show
Is there enough booze in the world to get through this? We are back at the BGC reunion. We pick up where we left off with Jazmone’s wig trying to get crunk at Janelle. Janelle is letting Tanisha feel...
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OUAT Recap: The Stupids
This episode of Once Upon a Time pissed me off. Was there a groupon for lobotomies that everyone decided to cash in at once? That’s the only thing that makes sense to me. I’m not stupid, I’m just...
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The Amazing Race Recap: Do They Speak English in Alaska?
Hi again, everyone. Finally, we are at the finale of season 23. It felt like it went by so fast, didn’t it? So now we are down to the last three teams battling it out for the million dollars, and I...
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Pump Rules Recap: Gay Pride? More Like Straight Shame…
God, Lisa has the weirdest relationship with her staff. We open with Katie swinging on Lisa’s swing and Scheana doing cartwheels in the yard. This is not normal for any restaurant, Y’all. Tom, Peter...
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Survivor MiniCap: Hot Guys Finish in the Middle
PottyMouth is traveling, so I will be taking over for the mini cap. ARE YOU THRILLED? I know, right? So, you know when you get kicked off the island and your mom tells you it’s cuz you never went to PE...
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Comment Showcase Winners and Nominations
This seems to be as good a place as any to ask questions or make comments that don’t seem to fit in anywhere else. This week concerned Trashmii asked if some favorite programs could be ‘capped. We...
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RHOA Recap: The Shoe that Rocks the Cradle
Are you ready for a post-menopasual flip out in a Joyce DeWitt wig? I hope the answer is yes because this is the best thing to happen to Kandi on this show in four years. Last week, Momma Joyce ruined...
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Shahs of Sunset Minicap(s): I Hate You Bravo
Hola Trashies! Well Bravo threw a big stinky told wrench into my recapping plans this week by airing TWO episodes, one they sneakily ran on Sunday! What the WHAT is that about? Are they FOB or...
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American Horror Story: Coven HEAD…giving, receiving, smothering and messing with
THE EYES HAVE IT Public Service Announcement: MisRed had a bone graft yesterday and wrote this while on painkillers… so if things get weirder than ususal… that’s why. Last week’s episode ended with...
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Millionaire Matchmaker Recap: KK’s BFF and Some Other Guy
Patti verbally bitch slaps Eric calling him both a liar and a pervy geezer in less than sixty seconds.
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Mob Wives Recap: Tapping Out
This week the new girls, Natalie and Alicia, do their absolute bests to become relevant in the lives of our original Mob Wives. It’s mainly irritating, but at least there are some entertaining moments....
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Top Chef Recap: Limp Biscuits
Hello Trashies! This is SnoopK8 filling in for J-Mo, and like Andi’s replacement in Devil Wears Prada, I know I have some big shoes to fill. Please don’t throw things at me. Anyway, let’s get to it,...
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Project Runway Recap: QVSee Ya Later!
Hi, there, Trashies! PopePhilly here. I’ll be covering for Danator this week and next week, so I hope I can prove you with equally awesome recaps. Project Runway All-Stars is always such a train wreck...
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Survivor Recap: Monica in the Middle
Hi again Trashii Talkers! Before we get into this week’s recap, I have to give a bug thank you to our fearless leader RonnieK (aka Flipitmylove) for covering the minicap for me while I was on the road....
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Shahs of Sunset Recap: Persian Pride Parade
Hola Trashies! I can’t believe Bravo snuck an episode in, as such, the first one didn’t record. The nerve! I knew there was something missing when I watched Tuesday night’s episode. Geez. At least...
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Sleepy Hollow Recap: Golem Kills for His Precious
Ugh, I must have been half asleep when I finished watching the first time because I erased this from my DVR. So I’m watching it online and my internet speed package is called Molasses because I’m cheap...
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The Voice Recap: Finally the Finals
Happy birthday, Xtina – any plans? Nope – she doesn’t drink anymore and noticed that she had a kid once the booze haze left.
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The Voice Recap: And The Winner Is…
Will and Aloe’s voices mesh really well together but Will really needs to work on his stage presence. I love his voice but he’s about as exciting to watch as lettuce wilting.
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Sons of Anarchy: Finally, The Finale
FINALE TIME! Spoiler alert: it sucks on many levels! Sorry it took so long to finish this. I hope we’ve all had time to digest. We open with Jax opining in that journal/love letter to Abel &...
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