Watch What Crappens Podcast #108: Missing Bitches and Crazy Witches
Who let the dogs out? No, seriously. Brandi Glanville’s dog is missing. It’s actually kind of sad, and we feel bad for her… but not bad enough that we don’t give her a good working over on this week’s...
View ArticleScandal Recap – I Got 99 Problems…..
Hello, Scandalites – Huck Juniors, or whatever you call yourselves. I’m subbing for the fabulous Lewsor this week, and I hope I do her proud. Tell me – does this show make you feel like you’re on one...
View ArticlePump Rules Recap: Bad Hair+Shots=Mean Drunk
Dear Reality Television, I never, ever need to see someone getting their ass/cooch waxed. Ever. No way, no how. Because of you, I now know that Stassi waxes her ass. Because of you, I have now SEEN...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners
Hello Trashmii, and welcome once again to the crème de la crème of comments. This will be the last announcement of the winning comments for the year. I am taking a bit of a hiatus while I concentrate...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Recap: Fake Therapy – Its a Bravo Pasttime
Hola Trashies! Thanks for hanging in there this week, this is getting craptacular isn’t it? I’ve loved your input these past few days, and you are all right. Reza’s redemption storyline is hooey....
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Tardy for the Party
Last week, Porsha fainted but no cameras were around to capture it. If an idiot falls in her mother’s house and no one is around to hear it, does she get alimony? NeNe planned a girl’s trip and invited...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: Another Season, Another Finale
We did it, Trashii Talkers! We made it through the season, we kept our snark protected, we made it through the season, we kept on being rude, we made it through the season and found ourselves infected...
View ArticleMinicap: Top Chef
Hello again my fellow Trash-ettas! We are rapidly speeding towards Christmas, and if you’re anything like me, you’re probably frantically ordering stuff from Amazon, cursing people who didn’t have...
View ArticleJanuary’s Best Comments
Okay, so I’m not calling for new nominations until next year, but the following comments are certainly winners. One of the January posts asked the Gasmii (the term readers of TVGasm called ourselves)...
View ArticleProject Runway Recap: Trendsetters
Hi, again, Trashies. Thanks for letting me come join the Project Runway party the last two weeks. It’s been fun to snark on our former contestants that weren’t doing much of anything All Stars! Last...
View ArticleFebruary’s Best Comments
On the second day of TrashTalkTV our Trashmii gave to meeeeeeeeee… Itchy on “The Bachelor”: I have to assume that the Bachelor has a pretty good idea after the first day which girls he’s seriously...
View ArticleMillionaire Matchmaker: Courtney Does Norway
Naturally, brown-noser David is practically doing a Horshack in his chair dying to tell Patti that “ooh! OOH!” he knows who she is. Marisa looks bored.
View ArticleMarch’s Best Comments
Oh the weather outside is frightful But the comments are just delightfulThere is no better place to beThan here at TrashTalkTVItchy on Duck Dynasty Beat Idol and Modern Family In The Key Demo: I can...
View ArticleApril’s Best Comments
Day four and we are in April with another month’s worth of note-worthy comments. When I opened the file I couldn’t believe who had made the first comment. Can you? And heeeeeeeere’sItchy on Mini...
View ArticleMob Wives Recap: Smells Delicious
I am so confused you guys. This episode was entertaining but I am not really clear about what is actually going on. Did Alicia’s husband cheat on her with Renee’s friend Carla, or is she just pissed...
View ArticleRHOBH Recap: Turning Lemons into Haterade
It’s Christmas Eve Eve, and all through the house, Martinis are stirring and My mom is wasted watching LIfetime movies and forcing my dad to play Canasta While I hide in their bedroom to recap...
View ArticlePumpRules Recap: False Alarm. BORED.
Hey, Trashtalkers!! Merry Christmas! I’m writhing this all cozied up in my mom’s house in Virginia, and would you believe it? I’d rather be doing this than exploring any part of Virginia whatsoever....
View ArticleMay’s Best Comments
May was insanely wonderful. We had Gwyneth, Amanda Byrnes, Linds, and a pageant mom getting all huffy nearly four years after Dear Crabby wrote her T&T recap. Fans went nutz, and it was comment...
View ArticleA Charlie Brown Christmas: Where Are Their Parents?
It’s never really the holiday season until A Charlie Brown Christmas airs. It’s my favorite holiday special and made me think that I might actually like jazz. Okay, maybe I shouldn’t look back on that...
View ArticleTop Chef Recap: Man Of La Plancha
Welcome back, Tee-Tee-Tee-ers, I hope each and every one of you is having a glorious and fun-filled holiday season, whatever you and your family celebrate (in the Mo household, we celebrate the birth...
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