Hi, again, Trashies. Thanks for letting me come join the Project Runway party the last two weeks. It’s been fun to snark on our former contestants that weren’t doing much of anything All Stars! Last week, QVC seized the opportunity to get some cheap labor and we lost Irina the Ice Queen. Also, Viktor tried to bring the heavily scripted drama by telling us that he is HIV+. Just another day in the reality TV universe. So,let’s get right to this week’s episode, shall we? The remaining designers meet Alyssa on the catwalk.. She’s not dressed too horribly, but it’s kind of hard to screw up a white blouse and denim skirt. Alyssa asks the designers how this season compares with their first times on the show. Viktor has memorized his scripted very well and says that the judges are much, much nicer. Well, bring on the ominous music because out comes… Let the feasting upon of souls begin! This year, Nina was introduced to StyleHaul.com they’re the largest fashion website and askj;hdfkagsfk;fkj;fagkh;ga;knf. Sorry. The website’s loading screen gave me a seizure. Imagine all those dots blinking. Nina will be introducing the designers to five of the biggest fashion bloggers on StyleHaul.com (between all of them, they have more than 6.5 million followers). Ooh! This is going to be the dreaded Real Woman Challenge! Well, “dreaded” for the designers. For the viewers, the results are often hilarious! The designers will have to create an outfit based on what they think will be the biggest trend of 2014. Also, they will have to incorporate the Pantone color of the year which is… radiant orchid? In other news, a color of the year is declared each year. Also known as “purple.” Elena points to her lipstick and giggles that radiant orchid is one of her favorite colors. I guarantee that she didn’t even know there was a color called “radiant orchid” until just a few moments ago. Good job with the product placement, Elena. I’m sure Pantone threw a couple extra dollars your way. Anyway, Nina will personally endorse the winning design in a video on the home page of StyleHaul.com. This is huge because the video will be seen by 50 million people. Math whiz Korto explains to us that 50 million is more than 100,000. She’s lucky she’s a good designer. Oh, and the prize package is worth $10,000 and includes a three-night stay at a Pantone hotel in Brussels! OK, who is Pantone and why do they own hotels and declare the color of the year? That’s a really boring hotel room considering these are the people in charge of colors. The designers head right to the work room where they get to choose their blogger. They’re presented with five pictures and Korto, as last week’s winner, gets to pick first. Is anyone surprised that she goes for the tall and skinny one? Anyway, the pairings are: Korto Christopher Seth Aaron Elena Viktor Other than height, most of these ladies seem to be […]
Hi, again, Trashies. Thanks for letting me come join the Project Runway party the last two weeks. It’s been fun to snark on our former contestants that weren’t doing much of anything All Stars! Last week, QVC seized the opportunity to get some cheap labor and we lost Irina the Ice Queen. Also, Viktor tried to bring the heavily scripted drama by telling us that he is HIV+. Just another day in the reality TV universe. So,let’s get right to this week’s episode, shall we? The remaining designers meet Alyssa on the catwalk.. She’s not dressed too horribly, but it’s kind of hard to screw up a white blouse and denim skirt. Alyssa asks the designers how this season compares with their first times on the show. Viktor has memorized his scripted very well and says that the judges are much, much nicer. Well, bring on the ominous music because out comes… Let the feasting upon of souls begin! This year, Nina was introduced to StyleHaul.com they’re the largest fashion website and askj;hdfkagsfk;fkj;fagkh;ga;knf. Sorry. The website’s loading screen gave me a seizure. Imagine all those dots blinking. Nina will be introducing the designers to five of the biggest fashion bloggers on StyleHaul.com (between all of them, they have more than 6.5 million followers). Ooh! This is going to be the dreaded Real Woman Challenge! Well, “dreaded” for the designers. For the viewers, the results are often hilarious! The designers will have to create an outfit based on what they think will be the biggest trend of 2014. Also, they will have to incorporate the Pantone color of the year which is… radiant orchid? In other news, a color of the year is declared each year. Also known as “purple.” Elena points to her lipstick and giggles that radiant orchid is one of her favorite colors. I guarantee that she didn’t even know there was a color called “radiant orchid” until just a few moments ago. Good job with the product placement, Elena. I’m sure Pantone threw a couple extra dollars your way. Anyway, Nina will personally endorse the winning design in a video on the home page of StyleHaul.com. This is huge because the video will be seen by 50 million people. Math whiz Korto explains to us that 50 million is more than 100,000. She’s lucky she’s a good designer. Oh, and the prize package is worth $10,000 and includes a three-night stay at a Pantone hotel in Brussels! OK, who is Pantone and why do they own hotels and declare the color of the year? That’s a really boring hotel room considering these are the people in charge of colors. The designers head right to the work room where they get to choose their blogger. They’re presented with five pictures and Korto, as last week’s winner, gets to pick first. Is anyone surprised that she goes for the tall and skinny one? Anyway, the pairings are: Korto Christopher Seth Aaron Elena Viktor Other than height, most of these ladies seem to be […]