Hello once again, Triple Tee-ers! Happy Holidays! I have to say I was really pleased to have had a week off from recapping Top Chef New Orleans so that I could really rest and enjoy the holiday with my family, my BF and my BFF… I wish the same had happened for PottyMouth… sorry gurl, Jeff Probst is an asshole for airing a new episode of Survivor on Thanksgiving Eve, and I hope you paste extra boners on him in the coming episode (put a few going into his mouth for good measure). In any case, we returned to New Orleans to find ourselves confronted with a rather ugly sight… the descent of DevilBear into dickdom But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s take a step back and try to pick up where we left off two weeks ago… we were confronted by the dark underbelly of bacon we saw rolling eyes breaking the fourth wall and we learned why this guy is so possessive of fire I have to agree with commenter DesperateTVAddict, I have a suspicion that DevilBear has been getting a really good edit up until this point… there have been some bitchy comments along the way that hinted maybe he wasn’t quite as cute and sweet as we all I wanted him to be, but between last week’s shitty little display and what we’re about to witness, I’m starting to get a rather cocky and entitled vibe from him, and that makes me sad… dude, stop it There is no Stew Suite Improv™ tonight, we open upon the Château Du Connard the following morning… this looks totally normal, right? If I woke up and found stuff in my fridge anal-retentively arranged like that, I would get right the fuck out of the house… …before this guy shows up Illegal Carlos is saying how great it feels to have won, but he’s making sure not to get comfortable with that. I have to agree, especially when you consider how inconsistent and all over the damned map his challenge performances have been… haaaaaay, doan say tha– ok, joo godda point Don’t get me wrong, I like Illegal very much, he’s very humble and I love that he’s gotten so far without having had formal culinary training… but you just never know how things are gonna shake out for him. The chefs arrive back at the Constantly Running Commercial™ Top Chef Kitchen to find it completely empty except for Scar… and her ’70s bathrobe Everybody’s wondering what’s going on! Scar looks at them very seriously and says there will not be a QuickFire Challenge today (YAY) because “It’s time for…” The chefs finish her sentence for her: “RESTAURANT WARRRRRS!” and everybody breaks out in huge grins… this is the last time these two will genuinely smile for the rest of the episode
Hello once again, Triple Tee-ers! Happy Holidays! I have to say I was really pleased to have had a week off from recapping Top Chef New Orleans so that I could really rest and enjoy the holiday with my family, my BF and my BFF… I wish the same had happened for PottyMouth… sorry gurl, Jeff Probst is an asshole for airing a new episode of Survivor on Thanksgiving Eve, and I hope you paste extra boners on him in the coming episode (put a few going into his mouth for good measure). In any case, we returned to New Orleans to find ourselves confronted with a rather ugly sight… the descent of DevilBear into dickdom But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s take a step back and try to pick up where we left off two weeks ago… we were confronted by the dark underbelly of bacon we saw rolling eyes breaking the fourth wall and we learned why this guy is so possessive of fire I have to agree with commenter DesperateTVAddict, I have a suspicion that DevilBear has been getting a really good edit up until this point… there have been some bitchy comments along the way that hinted maybe he wasn’t quite as cute and sweet as we all I wanted him to be, but between last week’s shitty little display and what we’re about to witness, I’m starting to get a rather cocky and entitled vibe from him, and that makes me sad… dude, stop it There is no Stew Suite Improv™ tonight, we open upon the Château Du Connard the following morning… this looks totally normal, right? If I woke up and found stuff in my fridge anal-retentively arranged like that, I would get right the fuck out of the house… …before this guy shows up Illegal Carlos is saying how great it feels to have won, but he’s making sure not to get comfortable with that. I have to agree, especially when you consider how inconsistent and all over the damned map his challenge performances have been… haaaaaay, doan say tha– ok, joo godda point Don’t get me wrong, I like Illegal very much, he’s very humble and I love that he’s gotten so far without having had formal culinary training… but you just never know how things are gonna shake out for him. The chefs arrive back at the Constantly Running Commercial™ Top Chef Kitchen to find it completely empty except for Scar… and her ’70s bathrobe Everybody’s wondering what’s going on! Scar looks at them very seriously and says there will not be a QuickFire Challenge today (YAY) because “It’s time for…” The chefs finish her sentence for her: “RESTAURANT WARRRRRS!” and everybody breaks out in huge grins… this is the last time these two will genuinely smile for the rest of the episode