Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle sanded her face down to look tranny hooker-ish enough to turn her husband on, … You’re almost ready for your closeup, Frank. …Brandi cleaned up dog shit and threatened to write more books, … … and Joyce spent another week not writing a thank you letter to Lou Diamond Phillips thanking him for his facial design tips. We open with Brandi, which means we will be talking about animal feces, her ex husband cheating, or general fucking. It’s C. Her girlfriends are over helping Brandi come up with topic ideas for her new book, or podcast, or what ever latest product justifies China a tiny bit more to take over our country and instill censorship. OMG you guys! Do you like oral? Nipple pinching? Dirty Sanchez? Motorboating? Bug crunching? I wonder if this group is as much fun when they’re all in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood on their inevitable crab combing field trips. There’s a two finger trick, Brandi explains, where two fingers are inserted somewhere and then pressure is applied…I know nothing about vaginas so I’m just going to apply her advice to bowling. Wish me luck! The convo moves on to letting your boyfriend strangle you. It makes them feel powerful. You want your man to feel powerful, cuz then he can go out and make lots of money and have long term affairs right under your nose and leave you for a psycho country star and leave you penniless and…wait. I don’t think she’s thought this through.
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle sanded her face down to look tranny hooker-ish enough to turn her husband on, … You’re almost ready for your closeup, Frank. …Brandi cleaned up dog shit and threatened to write more books, … … and Joyce spent another week not writing a thank you letter to Lou Diamond Phillips thanking him for his facial design tips. We open with Brandi, which means we will be talking about animal feces, her ex husband cheating, or general fucking. It’s C. Her girlfriends are over helping Brandi come up with topic ideas for her new book, or podcast, or what ever latest product justifies China a tiny bit more to take over our country and instill censorship. OMG you guys! Do you like oral? Nipple pinching? Dirty Sanchez? Motorboating? Bug crunching? I wonder if this group is as much fun when they’re all in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood on their inevitable crab combing field trips. There’s a two finger trick, Brandi explains, where two fingers are inserted somewhere and then pressure is applied…I know nothing about vaginas so I’m just going to apply her advice to bowling. Wish me luck! The convo moves on to letting your boyfriend strangle you. It makes them feel powerful. You want your man to feel powerful, cuz then he can go out and make lots of money and have long term affairs right under your nose and leave you for a psycho country star and leave you penniless and…wait. I don’t think she’s thought this through.
