Last week, Phaedra threatened Apollo repeatedly as he stupidly recounted how he could’ve banged/smashed/annihilated Kenya’s nether regions had he wanted. Porsha revealed the trauma of having to ask Kordell for grocery money and Cynthia found out that Noelle has a boyfriend. Kenya was living in hotel and Kandi was playing Nancy Drew. Apollo managed to live another day but Phaedra isn’t speaking to him. Is it just me or is that the biggest favor ever? Phaedra is going to Alabama and is still upset about how “stupidly “Apollo acted at their dinner. Phaedra’s assistant is driving her down there while her nanny Carlotta, who’s putting that car in a lotta pain, holds down the childcare duties. Carlotta: I’m just big boned.Phaedra: I’ve never seen a big boned skeleton.Apollo shows up to the Bailey Agency of Foreclosure and Fright to talk to Peter. Peter and Apollo are getting along much beter since the “you too old” fight from a few years ago but Apollo still feels the need to mention how old Peter is whenever he speaks with him. Peter starts talking about how he wants an Aston Martin but he’ll have to convince Cynthia to let him get it. In other words, he’ll find out a way to tell her he bought it with Noelle’s college fund. Apollo tells Peter that he told Phaedra that he could have smashed Kenya if he wanted to and Peter has a moment of clarity and gives some great advice. He tells him that Kenya tried to embarrass Phaedra through him. If she doesn’t like someone, he can’t like her either regardless of logic. Lastly, what Apollo should have said is he doesn’t want anyone on his dick but her. Peter tells him he’s going to have to spend some more money to make up with her. Peter: I’m telling you, buy her a building. Women love that!Kandi and the infamous Carmen are getting her house ready for Todd’s return home. Carmen is really curious about the status of Joyce’s relationship with Todd because she knows that Joyce’s mind gets set and doesn’t change. Kandi says her mom thinks Todd and all the others are using Kandi to get money or other things out of her. Kandi mentions that Momma Joyce thinks Carmen is banging him. Carmen feigns surprise but if this were real I’d be a lot more offended and shocked. Two possibilities: this is all being done for the show or freaky Kandi has been letting Carmen in on some threesome action. What do you think? I just think the girl is taking this news too well. I did some digging and there are some claims that Todd left his girlfriend of six years for Kandi. Perhaps this is why Momma Joyce thinks Todd is using her. Anyway, Carmen says that people will only do what you allow them to do and if it were here, she’d tell her mother to get it together or she’d cut her off. Now Carmen seems guilty […]
Last week, Phaedra threatened Apollo repeatedly as he stupidly recounted how he could’ve banged/smashed/annihilated Kenya’s nether regions had he wanted. Porsha revealed the trauma of having to ask Kordell for grocery money and Cynthia found out that Noelle has a boyfriend. Kenya was living in hotel and Kandi was playing Nancy Drew. Apollo managed to live another day but Phaedra isn’t speaking to him. Is it just me or is that the biggest favor ever? Phaedra is going to Alabama and is still upset about how “stupidly “Apollo acted at their dinner. Phaedra’s assistant is driving her down there while her nanny Carlotta, who’s putting that car in a lotta pain, holds down the childcare duties. Carlotta: I’m just big boned.Phaedra: I’ve never seen a big boned skeleton.Apollo shows up to the Bailey Agency of Foreclosure and Fright to talk to Peter. Peter and Apollo are getting along much beter since the “you too old” fight from a few years ago but Apollo still feels the need to mention how old Peter is whenever he speaks with him. Peter starts talking about how he wants an Aston Martin but he’ll have to convince Cynthia to let him get it. In other words, he’ll find out a way to tell her he bought it with Noelle’s college fund. Apollo tells Peter that he told Phaedra that he could have smashed Kenya if he wanted to and Peter has a moment of clarity and gives some great advice. He tells him that Kenya tried to embarrass Phaedra through him. If she doesn’t like someone, he can’t like her either regardless of logic. Lastly, what Apollo should have said is he doesn’t want anyone on his dick but her. Peter tells him he’s going to have to spend some more money to make up with her. Peter: I’m telling you, buy her a building. Women love that!Kandi and the infamous Carmen are getting her house ready for Todd’s return home. Carmen is really curious about the status of Joyce’s relationship with Todd because she knows that Joyce’s mind gets set and doesn’t change. Kandi says her mom thinks Todd and all the others are using Kandi to get money or other things out of her. Kandi mentions that Momma Joyce thinks Carmen is banging him. Carmen feigns surprise but if this were real I’d be a lot more offended and shocked. Two possibilities: this is all being done for the show or freaky Kandi has been letting Carmen in on some threesome action. What do you think? I just think the girl is taking this news too well. I did some digging and there are some claims that Todd left his girlfriend of six years for Kandi. Perhaps this is why Momma Joyce thinks Todd is using her. Anyway, Carmen says that people will only do what you allow them to do and if it were here, she’d tell her mother to get it together or she’d cut her off. Now Carmen seems guilty […]