Last week, Porsha lost her balls to Kordell. Kandi comforted Porsha and got her own marital advice from someone who wasn’t even in existence when we went to Afghanistan. Kenya experienced the funniest eviction in history, NeNe refused to clean the house and Cynthia & Peter’s marriage continued to baffle us all. This week, Kenya is at Sky Gym which let’s her do this: First of all, she says that she’s no stranger to being upside down with her legs in the air. Duh! How else would she be able to scale Phaedra’s house to admire that “fo-ine” Apollo? Secondly, gross. No one wants to imagine a grashy (greasy/ashy) psycho spread eagled on anything, anywhere. She twirls for a while and exclaims that she’s gone with the wind and Kandi enters the building. Kandi is not only annoyed with Kenya on behalf of her buddy Phaedra and the fact that she’s still using last year’s phrases, she’s also cranky because she’s on a new diet. I say blame Momma Joyce, Why would you name your child after an edible and tasty treat? Think about it. Would Kandi have this issue if her name was Quinoa? Kandi, sadly, is not able to participate in the activity because she twisted her ankle pushing Riley out of the way at Cracker Barrell. I don’t know what ankles have to do with spinning in the air but I’m going to let Kandi slide because it seems that she was forced to show up as it is. Kandi questions Kenya about the Apollo situation and Kenya offers to show Kandi what was said. Kenya feels that Kandi needs to worry about her own man and who he’s texting. Man, Todd is not going to get off easy this season. Anyway, Apollo texted her out of the blue and he engaged her in a long conversation regarding him being out of town and wanting to meet with her about some stuff. The texts aren’t necessarily inappropriate but it seems like Apollo was putting out feelers for a little something. Kandi says that all of the women were suspicious because Apollo said if he wanted her he could have had her. Okay…so because Apollo felt like he could bang her, she’s automatically a ho? These people are dumb. Aponya-gate needs to die. Kandi: They call me Murder, She Wrote Jr. Porsha is at her therapist who looks like she’s supposed to have a Maya Angelou voice but doesn’t. The doctor tells her that she was playing a role and needs to not be controlled and find her own voice. Porsha thought she and Kordell would fake it until they made it and was mad that her friends saw through the facade and said he was controlling. Points to Porsha for correctly using and pronouncing “facade”. The doctor points out that she was dependent on him since her name wasn’t on the accounts or the house. Porsha reveals that her dad died when she was 17 and the doctor says […]
Last week, Porsha lost her balls to Kordell. Kandi comforted Porsha and got her own marital advice from someone who wasn’t even in existence when we went to Afghanistan. Kenya experienced the funniest eviction in history, NeNe refused to clean the house and Cynthia & Peter’s marriage continued to baffle us all. This week, Kenya is at Sky Gym which let’s her do this: First of all, she says that she’s no stranger to being upside down with her legs in the air. Duh! How else would she be able to scale Phaedra’s house to admire that “fo-ine” Apollo? Secondly, gross. No one wants to imagine a grashy (greasy/ashy) psycho spread eagled on anything, anywhere. She twirls for a while and exclaims that she’s gone with the wind and Kandi enters the building. Kandi is not only annoyed with Kenya on behalf of her buddy Phaedra and the fact that she’s still using last year’s phrases, she’s also cranky because she’s on a new diet. I say blame Momma Joyce, Why would you name your child after an edible and tasty treat? Think about it. Would Kandi have this issue if her name was Quinoa? Kandi, sadly, is not able to participate in the activity because she twisted her ankle pushing Riley out of the way at Cracker Barrell. I don’t know what ankles have to do with spinning in the air but I’m going to let Kandi slide because it seems that she was forced to show up as it is. Kandi questions Kenya about the Apollo situation and Kenya offers to show Kandi what was said. Kenya feels that Kandi needs to worry about her own man and who he’s texting. Man, Todd is not going to get off easy this season. Anyway, Apollo texted her out of the blue and he engaged her in a long conversation regarding him being out of town and wanting to meet with her about some stuff. The texts aren’t necessarily inappropriate but it seems like Apollo was putting out feelers for a little something. Kandi says that all of the women were suspicious because Apollo said if he wanted her he could have had her. Okay…so because Apollo felt like he could bang her, she’s automatically a ho? These people are dumb. Aponya-gate needs to die. Kandi: They call me Murder, She Wrote Jr. Porsha is at her therapist who looks like she’s supposed to have a Maya Angelou voice but doesn’t. The doctor tells her that she was playing a role and needs to not be controlled and find her own voice. Porsha thought she and Kordell would fake it until they made it and was mad that her friends saw through the facade and said he was controlling. Points to Porsha for correctly using and pronouncing “facade”. The doctor points out that she was dependent on him since her name wasn’t on the accounts or the house. Porsha reveals that her dad died when she was 17 and the doctor says […]