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Previously – in the future all bombs blink and beep, bad guys wear black, and most robots are dicks. But not Dorian. And your recapper overcame a mighty bought with the common cold and is back in fighting form. Alrighty then. We open on Rudy (I’ve been calling him Q but since he actually has an episode dedicated to him I’ll finally use his real name), in a nice vest, sweating. There are 2 characters off screen talking about someone not answering their phone – is it him? From the dramatic music we know something must be wrong. Rudy slams a pipe that releases steam and starts running. A large group of (what we can assume are) bad guys give chase. He gets shot in the arm. Aw man I know this show insists on killing off any well-adjusted and/or likeable characters but can we please keep just ONE? It’s just a flesh wound so maybe the writers heard me yelling at my TV. Flashback – 24 hours earlier… Dorian and John are eating noodles. It’s their thing! John won’t leave the restaurant until he’s finished “every single bite”. Dorian speaks Japanese to the chef who starts working on a mystery meal for John. It’s a live slug. Either it comes with its own dipping sauce or that slug pooped on the plate. Yum.They’re in a standoff. Pretty sure that’s a CGI slug, which, lame, make the actors earn their money people. (dip it in the sauce!) I feel like Ron Weasley puked up far larger more convincing slugs in Chamber of Secrets so if a 12 year old can do it why can’t a grown man? Anyway it’s squirming so maybe that’s why we needed CGI, John gags it down much to Dorian’s glee. Well, it’s not as good as the amazing race but that was reasonably entertaining. You sir are no Ron WeasleyIt’s raining in the big city. A guy in a black shirt is parked in the rain. He has a heads up display on his hand that lets him take phone calls. (How do you masturbate with that? My husband is appalled. My mother will be as well when she reads that special insight) Seriously, is your hand really a convenient place for a camera phone? Aren’t we as a society trying to go hands free? You literally could not multitask at all with that thing. The opposite of hands freeAnyway, man in black talks to his.. honey (hey honey – could be wife, girlfriend, special lady, I don’t judge) and asks her about her day – it wasn’t great, he’s very supportive. Our guy sees another guy in a black leather jacket, pretty sure they’re both bad. I’m confused since no one is wearing a turtleneck. Maybe they’re just pretending to be bad? It sounds like the leather jacket guy has to prove he’s a good cook. Unclear if we’re talking about food or meth. They walk up to 2 other guys in black shirts […]
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Previously – in the future all bombs blink and beep, bad guys wear black, and most robots are dicks. But not Dorian. And your recapper overcame a mighty bought with the common cold and is back in fighting form. Alrighty then. We open on Rudy (I’ve been calling him Q but since he actually has an episode dedicated to him I’ll finally use his real name), in a nice vest, sweating. There are 2 characters off screen talking about someone not answering their phone – is it him? From the dramatic music we know something must be wrong. Rudy slams a pipe that releases steam and starts running. A large group of (what we can assume are) bad guys give chase. He gets shot in the arm. Aw man I know this show insists on killing off any well-adjusted and/or likeable characters but can we please keep just ONE? It’s just a flesh wound so maybe the writers heard me yelling at my TV. Flashback – 24 hours earlier… Dorian and John are eating noodles. It’s their thing! John won’t leave the restaurant until he’s finished “every single bite”. Dorian speaks Japanese to the chef who starts working on a mystery meal for John. It’s a live slug. Either it comes with its own dipping sauce or that slug pooped on the plate. Yum.They’re in a standoff. Pretty sure that’s a CGI slug, which, lame, make the actors earn their money people. (dip it in the sauce!) I feel like Ron Weasley puked up far larger more convincing slugs in Chamber of Secrets so if a 12 year old can do it why can’t a grown man? Anyway it’s squirming so maybe that’s why we needed CGI, John gags it down much to Dorian’s glee. Well, it’s not as good as the amazing race but that was reasonably entertaining. You sir are no Ron WeasleyIt’s raining in the big city. A guy in a black shirt is parked in the rain. He has a heads up display on his hand that lets him take phone calls. (How do you masturbate with that? My husband is appalled. My mother will be as well when she reads that special insight) Seriously, is your hand really a convenient place for a camera phone? Aren’t we as a society trying to go hands free? You literally could not multitask at all with that thing. The opposite of hands freeAnyway, man in black talks to his.. honey (hey honey – could be wife, girlfriend, special lady, I don’t judge) and asks her about her day – it wasn’t great, he’s very supportive. Our guy sees another guy in a black leather jacket, pretty sure they’re both bad. I’m confused since no one is wearing a turtleneck. Maybe they’re just pretending to be bad? It sounds like the leather jacket guy has to prove he’s a good cook. Unclear if we’re talking about food or meth. They walk up to 2 other guys in black shirts […]
