Good day, my Trashemites! Last week, we learned that Courtney thinks her friends are going to tolerate a future of listening to her bitch about stupid shit. And she made mood boards that look like a fourth grade art project. Oh – something I forgot to mention: one of our lovely commenters found some blurbs about DoucheBag Matt that he dated none other than Lindsey Lohan for an entire week! He jumped off that kookoo train real quick, didn’t he? And when the fu@k was he a Philadelphia Eagle? UGH! Yuck! He sullied my football team! I was also reading Cort’s Bravo TV blog about her meeting with Matt, and one of the comments mentioned that, in episode 4 when she was sitting on the floor talking to Matt, she had nail polish one, and after the commercial break, she had bare nails. Hah! Women and men of Trash Talk TV, we should create our own “reality” show. We’d do a damn sight better than Bravo. Cort phones Tori to tell her that she got a call to audition for a morning television show as a host. Shall we bet on how many times she can say “y’alls”? Can the TV camera accommodate her 6-head and that huge teased pile of hair? We shall see. How much higher can that hair get? And what’s with the creepy hands in the background? At the meeting, the producers tell her that they are planning a “View” type show, and they are looking for someone younger, more vibrant with “sass and wit”. If I was one of the other hosts on that show, I would be insulted by that comment! If they mean someone who will talk endlessly about a douche bag who screwed her over, then Cort’s your girl! The producers set up a screen test, as Courtney has no experience with a teleprompter. Wait – I thought Bravo used teleprompters…. Of course – this would be a big boost to Cort’s career if she gets the gig. I thought she did pretty well . She talked about fashion, of course, but when she was asked about a serious topic she made an intelligent comment, with a little joke thrown in at the end. She got the job! I have only one request: fix the hair! She’s got a hair bowl on top of her head. Pages: 1 234
Good day, my Trashemites! Last week, we learned that Courtney thinks her friends are going to tolerate a future of listening to her bitch about stupid shit. And she made mood boards that look like a fourth grade art project. Oh – something I forgot to mention: one of our lovely commenters found some blurbs about DoucheBag Matt that he dated none other than Lindsey Lohan for an entire week! He jumped off that kookoo train real quick, didn’t he? And when the fu@k was he a Philadelphia Eagle? UGH! Yuck! He sullied my football team! I was also reading Cort’s Bravo TV blog about her meeting with Matt, and one of the comments mentioned that, in episode 4 when she was sitting on the floor talking to Matt, she had nail polish one, and after the commercial break, she had bare nails. Hah! Women and men of Trash Talk TV, we should create our own “reality” show. We’d do a damn sight better than Bravo. Cort phones Tori to tell her that she got a call to audition for a morning television show as a host. Shall we bet on how many times she can say “y’alls”? Can the TV camera accommodate her 6-head and that huge teased pile of hair? We shall see. How much higher can that hair get? And what’s with the creepy hands in the background? At the meeting, the producers tell her that they are planning a “View” type show, and they are looking for someone younger, more vibrant with “sass and wit”. If I was one of the other hosts on that show, I would be insulted by that comment! If they mean someone who will talk endlessly about a douche bag who screwed her over, then Cort’s your girl! The producers set up a screen test, as Courtney has no experience with a teleprompter. Wait – I thought Bravo used teleprompters…. Of course – this would be a big boost to Cort’s career if she gets the gig. I thought she did pretty well . She talked about fashion, of course, but when she was asked about a serious topic she made an intelligent comment, with a little joke thrown in at the end. She got the job! I have only one request: fix the hair! She’s got a hair bowl on top of her head. Pages: 1 234