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There’s a lot to catch up on so let’s get to it. The girls finished up their Savannah trip, Mynique played herself on TV and Porsha contacted Kordell to make sure that she got her monthly dose of neglect. Kenya’s meets with Lawrence to discuss the Savannah trip. She keeps pronouncing it Sa-vahn-uh as if she hasn’t heard everyone else saying it properly for the last week. Lawrence isn’t surprised that Kandi and Phaedra both dated Chuck and says that obviously it wasn’t that good because he didn’t put a ring on it. Does Beyonce get a pair of wings every time someone says that? Kenya says that Phaedra always talks about someone else but when confronted, never has anything to say. Lawrence says that people do that when they don’t want their skeletons to come out. I’ve seen Phaedra in spandex and there’s no danger of ever seeing her skeleton.NeNe and Phaedra meet with Chuck for an unknown reason. Phaedra has pulled out the most guy getting outfit she could swipe off a corpse. The women are relieved when they find out that Chuck is inviting the women to speak to kids at the Boys & Girls Club of Athens which is their hometown. Phaedra is relieved they didn’t discuss Savannah. They start talking about growing up in Athens and Phaedra still calls BS on NeNe not knowing her. It’s entirely possible that Phaedra remembers NeNe so well because NeNe was older. I know plenty of people who have no idea who I am but i know them because I looked up to the older kids in school and made dolls out of their hair. Cynthia and Mal haven’t hung out too much because of their fight regarding Peter. They reconcile the way all grown woman should – shopping for beads for Mal’s friendship bracelets. Mal’s hot husband is in Korea and Mal needs to stay with Cynthia for two months. Is it just me or is Mal’s marriage weird too? Her husband’s season starts in October so she can’t go there until then. Why? Is anyone familiar with semi-pro basketball? Is he playing for North Korea? Anyway, Cynthia doesn’t know how Peter will feel about Mal staying with them because she and Peter never really reconciled. Mal doesn’t want to end up at Kenya’s crack house hotel so she says that she was wrong and apologizes. Cynthia, who hasn’t learned to shut the hell up in front of her family, tells Mal that she’s so tired yet Peter expects her to work, do housework and have sex. Mal totally understands Cynthia’s plight since she does it 2-3 times a day. Cynthia’s eyes are bigger than Kandi’s at the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest. “Good thing I drew on my ‘surprise’ eyebrows today!”She can’t believe her sister is having this much sex! She’d get it if her husband was a gorgeous ball player. Mal, who’s obtained a degree in state-the-obviology, thinks there’s a deeper reason Cynthia doesn’t want to have […]