OMG WHAT WAS THAT I DON’T EVEN!! The last ten minutes of that finale were so epic I quite literally yelled out loud. It frightened my dog so much she jumped into my lap for comfort. The finale was actually the two finale episodes run together and the recaps will be separate. But for the sake of quick posting and my heart health, let’s run the mini all together before I faint from excitement. In the first half Crabbie decipher the clues in Washington’s Bible and find a letter he wrote four days after he died. He was brought back from the dead to help Ich with his fight. They realize they need to find his real grave which should have a map that will allow them to go to Purgatory. Walter (aka Henry Parish the Sin Eater) returns to help Crabbie find the grave because of some cursed prayer beads that are full of sin. (Sense: this makes none but go with it.) They find the grave, an underground Free Mason disco. They get their National Treasure Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark on, avoid the booby traps, and retrieve the map. But there’s a small problem. Andy tried to get Abbie to agree to hand the map over to Moloch. When it didn’t work Moloch attacked him with flying spider moths that turned him into an Andy/demon/alien hybrid with no love for Abbie. He follows them to the tomb and attacks. Abbie gets away by appealing to his unrequited love for her then collapsing the whole tomb on his pointy alien head. (Why is it that every man in England panting after Mary Crowley irritates me but every man in Sleepy Hollow panting after Abbie just seems right?) Crabbie agree that the map is too dangerous since Moloch might be able to use it to jump start the apocalypse. Ich burns it but later changes his mind and redraws it from memory, tears running down his face. While all of this is happening, semi-competent police (i.e. not the ones in Sleepy Hollow) are investigating the murders of Boring Blonde Detective and the Priest (which was a really crappy USA show a while back). DNA on the Priest leads them to collecting DNA from everyone there, including Macey. Irving knows where this is headed and in the ultimate show of parental love confesses to both murders to save his daughter. The last we see of him he’s carted off in handcuffs. IF HE’S NOT BACK NEXT SEASON I WILL RIOT! In the OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THIS REAL LIFE? second half, Walter warns them that he’s had a vision the Second Horseman (War) will rise that night. It’s thirteen years to the day after the Mills sisters met Moloch in the woods. They need a witch to bind the Horseman and the only one they know is Katrina, who is busy dying her hair and wearing a lot more eyeliner than one usually sees on a Colonial Quaker Wiccan […]
OMG WHAT WAS THAT I DON’T EVEN!! The last ten minutes of that finale were so epic I quite literally yelled out loud. It frightened my dog so much she jumped into my lap for comfort. The finale was actually the two finale episodes run together and the recaps will be separate. But for the sake of quick posting and my heart health, let’s run the mini all together before I faint from excitement. In the first half Crabbie decipher the clues in Washington’s Bible and find a letter he wrote four days after he died. He was brought back from the dead to help Ich with his fight. They realize they need to find his real grave which should have a map that will allow them to go to Purgatory. Walter (aka Henry Parish the Sin Eater) returns to help Crabbie find the grave because of some cursed prayer beads that are full of sin. (Sense: this makes none but go with it.) They find the grave, an underground Free Mason disco. They get their National Treasure Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark on, avoid the booby traps, and retrieve the map. But there’s a small problem. Andy tried to get Abbie to agree to hand the map over to Moloch. When it didn’t work Moloch attacked him with flying spider moths that turned him into an Andy/demon/alien hybrid with no love for Abbie. He follows them to the tomb and attacks. Abbie gets away by appealing to his unrequited love for her then collapsing the whole tomb on his pointy alien head. (Why is it that every man in England panting after Mary Crowley irritates me but every man in Sleepy Hollow panting after Abbie just seems right?) Crabbie agree that the map is too dangerous since Moloch might be able to use it to jump start the apocalypse. Ich burns it but later changes his mind and redraws it from memory, tears running down his face. While all of this is happening, semi-competent police (i.e. not the ones in Sleepy Hollow) are investigating the murders of Boring Blonde Detective and the Priest (which was a really crappy USA show a while back). DNA on the Priest leads them to collecting DNA from everyone there, including Macey. Irving knows where this is headed and in the ultimate show of parental love confesses to both murders to save his daughter. The last we see of him he’s carted off in handcuffs. IF HE’S NOT BACK NEXT SEASON I WILL RIOT! In the OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THIS REAL LIFE? second half, Walter warns them that he’s had a vision the Second Horseman (War) will rise that night. It’s thirteen years to the day after the Mills sisters met Moloch in the woods. They need a witch to bind the Horseman and the only one they know is Katrina, who is busy dying her hair and wearing a lot more eyeliner than one usually sees on a Colonial Quaker Wiccan […]