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Minicap: Sister Wives
Here’s another look at HRH’s blanket from last week. Note that Meri has thoughtfully included A PICTURE OF THE DOG THEY KILLED LAST YEAR. Perhaps it’s meant to be a symbol of Meri’s dead hopes for...
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Top Chef Recap: You Suck At Sammiches
Welcome back Trashmii. I have to admit that last week’s episode of Top Chef New Orleans left a really bad taste in my mouth, mostly in the form of corn pubes flavored with chocolate and arrogance...
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Mob Wives Recap: Loose Lips Get Busted
And we’re back! After all of the crazy that was Vegas, we are back in Staten Island and Philadelphia, respectively. We open with Drita talking to Big Ang (Yay!) about a nightmare that she had. Drita is...
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Comment Showcase Winners
Hey Trashmii, we survived another grueling weekend. Good to be back in the old harness reading TTTV and dishing the dirt with our trash talkin’ buds. Life is good. The world tilted slightly on its axis...
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Rich Kids of Beverly Hills: Meet My Millionaires
I think I love Morgan right now – she’s the perfect blend of rich, stupid and harmless.
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RHOBH Recap: Choking
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi and Yoyce rubbed bones and tried to put all past beefs aside forever. And future beefs, and future breads, and any future solids at all....
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#Rich Kids of Beverly Hills: Pool Parties and Hi-Rises
Bevery Hills Fact: A Grouper is a social bottom feeder. Jay wins my heart like no other when he describes a male Grouper as someone like Scott Disick.
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Minicap: The Bachelor
So, nothing interesting has gone on this week with The Bachelor, right? I just did this for fun. Oh, that’s right. Juan Pablo put his foot in his mouth big time! “Obviously people have their husband...
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Real World Ex-Plosion Recap: What’s your number? Ex-Aggerated
Helloooooooooo fellow Trashy People- we join you after a small hiatus to trash-cap The Real World season 29. 29?!! Jeez. If any of you have followed our exploits in the past then you know we...
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Downton Abbey: The Pirate and the Lady
Previously on Downton Fellowes used rape as a plot device in a ham-fisted, idiotic way that made me want to kick baby pandas. People wore lovely clothes at a party and Mary was almost human. The show...
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Sister Wives Recap: Exercises in Futility
Kody’s fine cookin’: 4-day-old grilled chicken and a big bowl of melted Velveeta. He cooks as well as he bowls.Howdy, Trashmii! Let’s get right into our thrill-packed episode! We open with Janelle...
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Sleepy Hollow Minicap: Finale Writers Drop the Mic
OMG WHAT WAS THAT I DON’T EVEN!! The last ten minutes of that finale were so epic I quite literally yelled out loud. It frightened my dog so much she jumped into my lap for comfort. The finale was...
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True Detective Recap: Visions and Zombie Hookers
Hello Detective fans! I’m totally overwhelmed and excited by how many people read and commented on last week’s recap. Coupled with the number of people in my everyday life that I heard talking about it...
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Trash Talkin’
Hello hello Trashmii! Last time I looked, everybody still hates Tre and still loves Big Ang, so there isn’t any news there. What is news is that the Jamaican Bob Sled Team will be in Big Vlad’s Winter...
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The Bachelor Recap: Jump Around
Greetings, Trashies! My office is closed due to snow, so you’re getting this crazy early. I said my piece in the minicap about JP’s recent bullshit. There’s no point rehashing it here. After everything...
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Watch What Crappens Podcast #111: Reading, Tea Serving, Bitch Slapping
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) join forces yet again to learn important lessons from Bravo. This week we tackle old lady stripper parties on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,...
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Shahs of Sunset Minicap: In Love There Must Be Torture
Hola Trashies! This show, man. What started out as something kind of fun and unique is quickly spiraling into a hateful cesspool of wanna be D List Celebrities sniping at each other and turning their...
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Face Off – Planet Doom
Welcome back to another week of Face Off! After a week of reflection I finally realized why I’m drawn to the contestants with stupid hair… Exhibit AExhibit BYes your recapper also had a few years of...
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Pump Rules Recap: With Friends Like These…
Good Christ alive, this episode was boring. Okay, yes, there were a few good moments at the end of the show, but frankly, given that this episode was sandwiched between The Cabo Meltdowns and next...
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