Hola Trashies! This show, man. What started out as something kind of fun and unique is quickly spiraling into a hateful cesspool of wanna be D List Celebrities sniping at each other and turning their backs on their families. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, I have enough problems in my own fam damily then to watch a family tear itself apart over stupid frivolous non-issues.The fall out from “Red Hat Gate” is apparently epic – at least to MJ – as she coins the episode’s title by telling us that “In Love There Must Be Torture,” and she plans on “ruining GG’s life.” The hell does MJ think she is? She’s a fat, lonely pig with no friends and a rapidly declining fan base. She gets so nasty and devious, she seems really mentally ill this episode. And that’s after seeing Reza running around dressed like a clown who escaped from a gay circus prison. Serioulsy, where the HELL is this man shopping? That he has matching orange and blue idiot suits? Here are a few notes regarding the episode, I’ll just touch on the “high points,” and that’s using the term loosely. 1. Lily is trying to write herself out of the show, but can’t quite do it. (Turkey, no Turkey? Check out my wigs!) Zzzzzz 2. MJ not only calls GG’s Mom to tell her what a horrible person her daughter is, she lies to Leila and tells Leila that GG assaulted her. GG clarifies it was only her hat and that the hat called her a bitch so it deserved it. 3. Jessica is a Grade A Bad Ass and correctly scolds MJ when MJ tries to embarrass her and calls her a “little girl.” Jessica has had it with all this crap, and I can’t blame her. She’s probably like, “Can I just get a nice night out with a good glass of wine and nobody acting like a dick?” Then get off this show, girlfriend. 4. Asa is a delightful peace-keeping weirdo and her art show debuts. It’s as stupid as her nose hankerchief/face-condom thing she wears. Basically she rolls her giant ass around in front of a slide show of childhood photos. But it’s harmless and sweet and, well – that’s Asa. 5. The producers invite MJ and Reza over to help Leila move and apparently MJ needs to wear denim inside her vagina in order to help move boxes. (those shorts were seriously short). GG and Leila scar poor Jordan by screaming at each other in the front yard like a bunch of white trash hilljacks – or a Real Housewife of NJ – whatever. 6. And frightfully, “big girl” MJ assaults our eyeballs as she gets naked and gets a friggin spray on tan for some reason. She looks completely high as a kite the entire time. Full recap will be up soon, dolls. In the meantime, how effing awful is MJ? I hate her more than Juicy Joe from RHONJ, […]
Hola Trashies! This show, man. What started out as something kind of fun and unique is quickly spiraling into a hateful cesspool of wanna be D List Celebrities sniping at each other and turning their backs on their families. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, I have enough problems in my own fam damily then to watch a family tear itself apart over stupid frivolous non-issues.The fall out from “Red Hat Gate” is apparently epic – at least to MJ – as she coins the episode’s title by telling us that “In Love There Must Be Torture,” and she plans on “ruining GG’s life.” The hell does MJ think she is? She’s a fat, lonely pig with no friends and a rapidly declining fan base. She gets so nasty and devious, she seems really mentally ill this episode. And that’s after seeing Reza running around dressed like a clown who escaped from a gay circus prison. Serioulsy, where the HELL is this man shopping? That he has matching orange and blue idiot suits? Here are a few notes regarding the episode, I’ll just touch on the “high points,” and that’s using the term loosely. 1. Lily is trying to write herself out of the show, but can’t quite do it. (Turkey, no Turkey? Check out my wigs!) Zzzzzz 2. MJ not only calls GG’s Mom to tell her what a horrible person her daughter is, she lies to Leila and tells Leila that GG assaulted her. GG clarifies it was only her hat and that the hat called her a bitch so it deserved it. 3. Jessica is a Grade A Bad Ass and correctly scolds MJ when MJ tries to embarrass her and calls her a “little girl.” Jessica has had it with all this crap, and I can’t blame her. She’s probably like, “Can I just get a nice night out with a good glass of wine and nobody acting like a dick?” Then get off this show, girlfriend. 4. Asa is a delightful peace-keeping weirdo and her art show debuts. It’s as stupid as her nose hankerchief/face-condom thing she wears. Basically she rolls her giant ass around in front of a slide show of childhood photos. But it’s harmless and sweet and, well – that’s Asa. 5. The producers invite MJ and Reza over to help Leila move and apparently MJ needs to wear denim inside her vagina in order to help move boxes. (those shorts were seriously short). GG and Leila scar poor Jordan by screaming at each other in the front yard like a bunch of white trash hilljacks – or a Real Housewife of NJ – whatever. 6. And frightfully, “big girl” MJ assaults our eyeballs as she gets naked and gets a friggin spray on tan for some reason. She looks completely high as a kite the entire time. Full recap will be up soon, dolls. In the meantime, how effing awful is MJ? I hate her more than Juicy Joe from RHONJ, […]
