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This just in: The Biebs was arrested just a while ago for DUI. Nothing says responsible adult like ingesting a butt-load of chemicals and then drag racing. Dude’s out of control. I mean most of us...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Extra: Rub a Dub Dub, Persians in a Tub
Hola Trashinistas! In the comments on the minicap this week, we learned that Nadine (f0rmerly Nads) is not only doing a recap of the Shahs on Bravotv.com every week, but also has her own web series...
View ArticleMinicap: Top Chef
Ho boy, Trashellinas, the editing on tonight’s episode of Top Chef New Orleans was soooooooo fuuuuuuuuucked uuuuuuup. I get it that there’s going to be a certain amount of misdirection between the...
View ArticleThe Taste Recap: What Say You Shehu?
Previously, on The Taste, Marcus’ team lost half their team (and more than half their weight) when former fatty Audrey and garden gnome Don were eliminated. And Ludo’s french militants continue to kick...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story: Coven. The End is NEAR
Mmmm, Blood. Are you guys ready for this? I am not certain I am… but let’s see what we’ve got here. In review, Nan, Luke and Patti are dead and everyone else is somehow alive and walking around. We...
View ArticleMinicap: Couples Therapy
Yeah, I’m pretty sure I had hair once. Let me see if I can remember when . . . Howdy, Trashmii! This was a Back Door Teen Mom-centric ep, that’s for sure. There was lots of discussion among the...
View ArticleDance Moms Recap: Abby Strikes Back, Payton Strikes Out.
This week we have an open auditions and it seems like everyone loves the competition. But before we delve into the chaos that is Dance Moms, can we all have a moment of silence for the train wreck that...
View ArticleUnder the Gunn – Who Are You (no seriously, I have no idea who any of you are)
Last week on Under the Gunn – we met 8 designers, one was eliminated, I’ve already forgotten who all of them are (except for Oscar because he is an utter delight). Everyone here agreed that the...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Opportunity Knocks
Last week, Todd hinted that he wanted to take a job three time zones away. Porsha moved into an unnecassarily large house and earned everyone’s sideye. Cynthia was still prepping to lost her regrown...
View ArticleTeen Mom Recap: Revelations… Baby Jace Says Fk
Excuse any typos. It’s early. And I left the captions on because they make me laugh. Lastly, I lost a bunch of pictures… And by lost, I deleted them. Jenelle married Courtland. They got arrested. She...
View ArticleCouples Therapy Recap: Love On The Rocks
Let’s see. I think my balls are here somewhere. Oh wait, does Kate still have them?Howdy, Trashmii! Let’s get right into our thrill-packed ep! The ep opens with folks talking about BDTM’s alleged...
View ArticleTop Chef Recap: The Magical Elves Pull A Fast One
Welcome back, TrashTalkers! This is the last episode of Top Chef New Orleans that will actually be taking place in New Orleans, so the Magical Elves decided to make it a doozy. And how exactly did...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelor
Hi, Trashies. It seems that the drama is truly coming out tonight! Let the cat fights officially begin. And one of the drama queens is in this photo! JP and the remaining ladies are off to Seoul, South...
View ArticleSister Wives Recap: The Feel-Good Episode of the Year
This is why Kody should never again be left alone with the kids.Howdy, Trashmii! Before we get into this week’s ep, I have a programming alert. TLC is not airing a Sister Wives episode next week, the...
View Article#Rich Kids of Beverly Hills: Cabo Tripped
Morgan doubts there’s enough tequila in Mexico to salvage the trip. There is when you can buy your own distillery, Morgan.
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Curse of the Pole Witch
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Carlton and the rest of the Dark Crystal cast ate the souls of fifteen year old strippers, … we were supposed to feel bad for Brandi for hitting...
View ArticlePump Rules Recap: Ew. EW.
Woof, remember when we all wished our little Christmas hearts out for Kristen and Jax to have slept together? Well, Karma has come back to haunt us for wishing for ugly things – looks like Jax and...
View ArticleWelcome to Myrtle Manor Handyman needed, but no Whores
I’ve got your fun right here! Previously, at Myrtle Manor, Cecil left on vacation and Becky got into a scuffle with Roxy the manager of Village Creek, Myrtle Beach’s #1 Trailer Park (award of...
View ArticleTrue Detective Recap: The Monster at the End of the Dream
True Detective Recap: The Monster at the End of the Dream Again, thanks Trash Talkers for your comments. This is such a great show upon which to speculate. No one in the comments ended up offering an...
View ArticleTrash Talkin’
Good night Pete Seeger. In case you don’t know who he is…was… he was a gentle force behind social justice as it is, however flawed, in the world today. His was the voice that launched a million feet....
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