Welcome back, TrashTalkers! This is the last episode of Top Chef New Orleans that will actually be taking place in New Orleans, so the Magical Elves decided to make it a doozy. And how exactly did they doozify it? By fucking with all of us, and hard… sorry, prayer is useless here I know I’m not the only one who feels like they got hosed… the top-billed wardrobe guy’s parents fucked him over pretty good, too Oh, that’s not a real person? It’s a corporation? Aren’t they the same thing these days? I’m so confused. Let’s go back to a simpler time… say, last week… where we shared the following moments… somebody peed in this guy’s bowl of Not-So-Cheerios™ we saw pot paranoia that had nothing to do with marijuana and Highlights eventually became lowlights It’s rather sad that I was finally able to come up with a nickname for Brian, but only after he got booted. What’s even more sad is being forced to listen to PhillyDick Nick moping around the kitchen at Cafe Reconcile and pretending to be “completely baffled” that Brian got cut instead of him. Atypical Shirley reassures him that he didn’t make any technical errors (other than burning the fuck out of a pile of defenseless grain) and naturally, PhillyDick agrees with her, claiming he just “didn’t put out a complete dish”… and I would never serve chicken tits to Tom Colicchio Personally I’d rather have chicken breast than pureéd carrot anuses, but whatever, the truth is, he’s been bottoming out the last several Elimination Challenges and that doesn’t feel so good. Shirley tries to make him feel better by telling him he’s an asshole, but she appreciates an asshole… especially one that doesn’t know how to read a thermostat
Welcome back, TrashTalkers! This is the last episode of Top Chef New Orleans that will actually be taking place in New Orleans, so the Magical Elves decided to make it a doozy. And how exactly did they doozify it? By fucking with all of us, and hard… sorry, prayer is useless here I know I’m not the only one who feels like they got hosed… the top-billed wardrobe guy’s parents fucked him over pretty good, too Oh, that’s not a real person? It’s a corporation? Aren’t they the same thing these days? I’m so confused. Let’s go back to a simpler time… say, last week… where we shared the following moments… somebody peed in this guy’s bowl of Not-So-Cheerios™ we saw pot paranoia that had nothing to do with marijuana and Highlights eventually became lowlights It’s rather sad that I was finally able to come up with a nickname for Brian, but only after he got booted. What’s even more sad is being forced to listen to PhillyDick Nick moping around the kitchen at Cafe Reconcile and pretending to be “completely baffled” that Brian got cut instead of him. Atypical Shirley reassures him that he didn’t make any technical errors (other than burning the fuck out of a pile of defenseless grain) and naturally, PhillyDick agrees with her, claiming he just “didn’t put out a complete dish”… and I would never serve chicken tits to Tom Colicchio Personally I’d rather have chicken breast than pureéd carrot anuses, but whatever, the truth is, he’s been bottoming out the last several Elimination Challenges and that doesn’t feel so good. Shirley tries to make him feel better by telling him he’s an asshole, but she appreciates an asshole… especially one that doesn’t know how to read a thermostat