Let’s see. I think my balls are here somewhere. Oh wait, does Kate still have them?Howdy, Trashmii! Let’s get right into our thrill-packed ep! The ep opens with folks talking about BDTM’s alleged amateur sex tape. They’re not judging her for the porn video, they just want her to stop lying. Don’t hold your breath, folks. It’s group therapy time. I’m pleased to see Jon and Liz changed out of their traveling sweats into something more — oh, wait, they didn’t. Liz looks like she hasn’t bathed in days. That’s attractive. I get more gussied up to go to the supermarket at 8:30 am on Saturday morning! Did she forget to bring makeup? And a hairbrush? We got lost on the way to WalMart.Jenn says they’re going to be talking about trust and fidelity. Let’s start with Ghost and Kelsey! Kelsey just sighs, then says she’s shocked and hurt by Ghost saying he’s dealing with other women. Ghost asks if he can ask a question – wasn’t that a question? I digress – and inquires if he’s the “bad guy”. Jenn says there’s no good or bad and doesn’t believe his intention is to hurt Kelsey. Ghost says it’s all too much for him, then mumbles something while gesturing in a circle. The circle of life? The circle of ho’s? Let’s go with that one. He also says he doesn’t fall in love in 4 months. Kelsey says they’ve been together for a year, and Ghost retorts there have been long stretches where they weren’t together. He goes on to say Kelsey isn’t the only woman he has relationships with. Quelle surprise. He then says he doesn’t want to do this. Jenn says it’s “uncomfortable but necessary”, and Ghost responds “maybe”. That’s exactly the same response I make when my doc suggests an “uncomfortable but necessary” colonoscopy. Practicing his royal wave, just in case Duchess Catherine gets bored with Will.Whitney and Sada are next. Whitney says they have a history of being “not ready to settle down”, but they’ve worked on that. She says she trusts Sada, and Sada says she trusts Whitney too. Let’s see how much trust Whitney has the next day! Jenn observes Whitney’s and Sada’s biggest fights are related to jealousy. Sada says she’s needy and gets jealous when Whitney isn’t paying attention to her, especially when Whitney brushes her off. Liz interrupts to say she does that with Jon, he’s so needy too. This prompts Jon to say his marriage was a business transaction and there was “always an emptiness”. Funny, I would have thought the huge TLC paychecks, paid trips and enormous house would have filled some of that emptiness. Jenn says that kind of marriage leaves people vulnerable to affairs. Jon then goes on a big jag about how he never cheated on Kate. As of January 17, 2009 his marriage was “over”. He stayed out overnight January 16 and when he got home, Kate didn’t say anything, so he stayed out again […]
Let’s see. I think my balls are here somewhere. Oh wait, does Kate still have them?Howdy, Trashmii! Let’s get right into our thrill-packed ep! The ep opens with folks talking about BDTM’s alleged amateur sex tape. They’re not judging her for the porn video, they just want her to stop lying. Don’t hold your breath, folks. It’s group therapy time. I’m pleased to see Jon and Liz changed out of their traveling sweats into something more — oh, wait, they didn’t. Liz looks like she hasn’t bathed in days. That’s attractive. I get more gussied up to go to the supermarket at 8:30 am on Saturday morning! Did she forget to bring makeup? And a hairbrush? We got lost on the way to WalMart.Jenn says they’re going to be talking about trust and fidelity. Let’s start with Ghost and Kelsey! Kelsey just sighs, then says she’s shocked and hurt by Ghost saying he’s dealing with other women. Ghost asks if he can ask a question – wasn’t that a question? I digress – and inquires if he’s the “bad guy”. Jenn says there’s no good or bad and doesn’t believe his intention is to hurt Kelsey. Ghost says it’s all too much for him, then mumbles something while gesturing in a circle. The circle of life? The circle of ho’s? Let’s go with that one. He also says he doesn’t fall in love in 4 months. Kelsey says they’ve been together for a year, and Ghost retorts there have been long stretches where they weren’t together. He goes on to say Kelsey isn’t the only woman he has relationships with. Quelle surprise. He then says he doesn’t want to do this. Jenn says it’s “uncomfortable but necessary”, and Ghost responds “maybe”. That’s exactly the same response I make when my doc suggests an “uncomfortable but necessary” colonoscopy. Practicing his royal wave, just in case Duchess Catherine gets bored with Will.Whitney and Sada are next. Whitney says they have a history of being “not ready to settle down”, but they’ve worked on that. She says she trusts Sada, and Sada says she trusts Whitney too. Let’s see how much trust Whitney has the next day! Jenn observes Whitney’s and Sada’s biggest fights are related to jealousy. Sada says she’s needy and gets jealous when Whitney isn’t paying attention to her, especially when Whitney brushes her off. Liz interrupts to say she does that with Jon, he’s so needy too. This prompts Jon to say his marriage was a business transaction and there was “always an emptiness”. Funny, I would have thought the huge TLC paychecks, paid trips and enormous house would have filled some of that emptiness. Jenn says that kind of marriage leaves people vulnerable to affairs. Jon then goes on a big jag about how he never cheated on Kate. As of January 17, 2009 his marriage was “over”. He stayed out overnight January 16 and when he got home, Kate didn’t say anything, so he stayed out again […]