I’ve got your fun right here! Previously, at Myrtle Manor, Cecil left on vacation and Becky got into a scuffle with Roxy the manager of Village Creek, Myrtle Beach’s #1 Trailer Park (award of distinction). Nothing says #1 like a scowling skank with a dangling cigMarvin all dressed up for his dateMarvin asked Anne on a date, but Marvin acted like a jackhole at the putt putt park, leaving Anne alone to eat fried food while he played putt putt alone. love connectionRoy suspects there’s a whore living the park, operating out of Taylor’s old trailer. The 4th of July party was a bust when Roxy and her inbred-skanks showed up at the party and out-firework’d the Myrtle Manor rednecks. Becky calls everyone together for the town hall meetin’. Amanda and Chelsey are not going because they are very busy eating pork rinds. Chelsey has her mermaid tail on… practicing, maybe? A hot stranger comes up and says he’s “looking for the town hall meeting?”Amanda, instantly smitten with him and his pecs, says “It’s at Tangulls.”Hot dude says “Where’s Tangulls?”A meeting of the mindlessAmanda and Chelsey explain “It’s the pink building that says ‘Tangulls’ on it.” Duh. Amanda wants to jump his bones. Since “hot stranger” is going to the town hall meetin’, Chelsey and Amanda immediately abandon their pork rind consumption project and head over to Tangulls. I like to be formal but I came here to partyAt town hall meetin’, Becky says the 4th of July party was a bust due to The Village Creek skanks horning in on their territory at the beach. Kim says “It was Red, White and Screwed.” Roy thinks “It’s clear there isn’t a hair salon in Village Creek… or a dentist.” Pages: 1 234567
I’ve got your fun right here! Previously, at Myrtle Manor, Cecil left on vacation and Becky got into a scuffle with Roxy the manager of Village Creek, Myrtle Beach’s #1 Trailer Park (award of distinction). Nothing says #1 like a scowling skank with a dangling cigMarvin all dressed up for his dateMarvin asked Anne on a date, but Marvin acted like a jackhole at the putt putt park, leaving Anne alone to eat fried food while he played putt putt alone. love connectionRoy suspects there’s a whore living the park, operating out of Taylor’s old trailer. The 4th of July party was a bust when Roxy and her inbred-skanks showed up at the party and out-firework’d the Myrtle Manor rednecks. Becky calls everyone together for the town hall meetin’. Amanda and Chelsey are not going because they are very busy eating pork rinds. Chelsey has her mermaid tail on… practicing, maybe? A hot stranger comes up and says he’s “looking for the town hall meeting?”Amanda, instantly smitten with him and his pecs, says “It’s at Tangulls.”Hot dude says “Where’s Tangulls?”A meeting of the mindlessAmanda and Chelsey explain “It’s the pink building that says ‘Tangulls’ on it.” Duh. Amanda wants to jump his bones. Since “hot stranger” is going to the town hall meetin’, Chelsey and Amanda immediately abandon their pork rind consumption project and head over to Tangulls. I like to be formal but I came here to partyAt town hall meetin’, Becky says the 4th of July party was a bust due to The Village Creek skanks horning in on their territory at the beach. Kim says “It was Red, White and Screwed.” Roy thinks “It’s clear there isn’t a hair salon in Village Creek… or a dentist.” Pages: 1 234567