Mob Wives Recap: Rat-a-tat-tat
This episode was very confusing to me. I came out of it on Renee’s side, even though I suspect I was supposed to believe she was a rat and side with Alicia. I thought Alicia came out of this looking...
View ArticleFace Off – Dragon Despair
Alrighty folks it’s time for episode 3 of Face Off, we’ve hit the critical point where we actually have to start to remember people’s names and if we like them or not. Previously – we had an alien...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #112: Brawling with “Atlanta” and “Vanderpump Rules”
This week on “Watch What Crappens” we don some protective gear and head straight into the big fist fights that appeared on “Real Housewives of Atlanta” and “Vanderpump Rules.” Ben Mandelker...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Recap: Asa is the Only Good Part of This Show
Hola Trashinistas! This is really late, and I should have a great excuse but the reason is after watching those Prunie Persians in a bathtub I went into a hysterical coma. I was in the hospital for a...
View ArticleThe Bachelor Recap: Seoul Mates
Hi, Trashies! Are you Bachelor-ed out yet? My God, it’s been a long few days filled with this stuff. First there was Sean and Catherine’s wedding and then the girl-on-girl fighting finally began over...
View ArticleComment Showcase Voting
Trashy gossip outside of our stellar recaps seems to be at a low point this week, so I give you a little drollery from one of our own commenters: NotWithoutMyTV on Sister Wives Feel: My mail-order...
View ArticleCourtney Loves Dallas Recap: With Friends Like You, Who Needs Enemies?
The name of this final episode is “Courtney Loves Friendship”. Delusional much, Bravo? After watching the last episode of CLD, I was so disgusted with her juvenile attitude that I decided to wipe my...
View ArticleMinicap: Top Chef
Hey there, Trashtaticians! Are you ready to leave behind the awful humidity of New Orleans and head into the awful humidity of Hawai’i? You better be, because tonight’s episode of Top Chef Wherever...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story: Coven DUNZO
Stevie’s in da house!!!At the end of last week, we bid farewell to Madame LaLaurie and Marie Laveau- who were damned to spend eternity together. Can that be Season Four? American Horror Story: Scenery...
View ArticleTeen Mom 2 Recap: Mannequin Meet Karma… And She’s No Bitch
“Love Will Never Do Without You” Spellcheck and Anger Management don’t fail me now! Or do. It’s been a good couple of days. Isaac is with SloJo for a few days, while Kailyn sits at home worrying about...
View ArticleMinicap: Couples Therapy
Well, you know how it goes. Once a gal’s taken it up the ass in a porn video, she gets a little shy talking about sex. Howdy, Trashmii! Last night’s ep was filled with revelations. First, Jon...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset Recap: Peace in the Middle East
Hola Trashies! Thanks for your patience with me last week, but I have to tell you – this week’s episode is light on drama and heavy on the heart. Seriously you guys, I was watching this episode on my...
View ArticleThe Millionaire Matchmaker: The Voice and The Douche
That was actually a frank discussion on dating in LA and I can honestly say that’s a first for me to see on this show. If someone doesn’t start acting ridiculous I’m going to think Miss Andy is on...
View ArticleCouples Therapy Recap: The truth is a buzz-kill
Ladies and gentlemen, permit me to introduce Mr. Dick Wad.Well, howdy, Trashmii! Happy Chinese New Year! You gotta love a country and culture that gave us pasta, paper, and potstickers. Plus those...
View ArticleDownton Abbey: In which everyone feels sorry for themselves
Sorry for the delayed recap, Trashies. Sometimes life gets in the way. The episode opens with Bates walking to work alone while Anna tries to cover her bruise with makeup. She looks so sad, tired and...
View ArticleThe Real World Ex-Plosion Recap- Excursion
Hola Trashies! Well the time has come, kind of, for the EX-PLOSION! To be totally honest we found this episode COMPLETELY BORING!We start the show with amazingly everyone talking about their exes....
View ArticleMob Wives Recap: Between Heaven and Hell
You know what Trashies? I’m actually kind of pissed off at this episode, because I once again came out on Renee’s side by the end of it, and that makes me question my sanity. Fair warning, this is...
View ArticleWelcome to Myrtle Manor Doublewide Pride
Banksie, Myrtle Beach BranchLove is in the air at Myrtle Manor, so is the smell of fecal matter if the end of last week’s episode is any indication. Last week, Becky showed off the Manor to Tommy...
View ArticleComment Showcase Winners
Well Trash Talkers, are we all set for the Olympics? Passports: Check Tickets: Check Kevlar longjohns: … Have you seen pictures of the venue? Mud everywhere, and the Olympic Village is not quiiiiiiiite...
View ArticleUnder The Gunn – Pants Are the New Gown
Welcome back to Under the Gunn – first things first, sorry for the delay – mylifetime.com decided not to upload this week’s episode to their website right away so it took me a few extra days to get...
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