Well, you know how it goes. Once a gal’s taken it up the ass in a porn video, she gets a little shy talking about sex. Howdy, Trashmii! Last night’s ep was filled with revelations. First, Jon admitted what we all knew from last week, he was having fun with his Plus 8. We did get some discussion about Liz acting like the K-word. Liz seemed upset, but the kind of upset when you’re not really sure why you should be upset. No sex and stupid – yep, she’s a keeper, Jon. Meanwhile, Ghost finally told Jenn, Kelsey and the world that his main squeeze is someone named Latrice. He’s decided to cynically play this therapy thing by bringing her to the house so she and Kelsey can meet, and Ghost can decide which one he wants to be with for good. Kelsey, remove yourself from consideration and leave. Now. Is it too much to hope that “Latrice” is the divalicious Latrice Royale? And then there’s Whitney and Sada, who kept bickering, doing the silent treatment, putting their heads in their hands, and giving big dramatic sighs. Sada has come childhood issues that she won’t talk about to anyone. This whole storyline seems so contrived to me, and not nearly as interesting as the real trainwrecks. I guess these gals are the “normal” couple. Who knew normal was so . . . boring? Finally (cause Taylor and John were virtually ignored this week – but from the previews Shana is back in full force next week!) we have BDTM. Our delicate flower is all reluctant to talk about sex now, what with her past. Oh, you mean the past you instigated and promoted on TV, in a porn video and by selling sex toys? That past? BDTM, meet De Nile. As always, much more in my full recap! Take a break from the Super Bowl or Puppy Bowl or Kitten Bowl or Goldfish Bowl (really! on NatGeo!) or whatever you’re watching this weekend and stop back here, won’t you? Want more TrashTalk? Join us on Facebook, Twitter, and our YouTube page! To follow my personal tweets, click here.
Well, you know how it goes. Once a gal’s taken it up the ass in a porn video, she gets a little shy talking about sex. Howdy, Trashmii! Last night’s ep was filled with revelations. First, Jon admitted what we all knew from last week, he was having fun with his Plus 8. We did get some discussion about Liz acting like the K-word. Liz seemed upset, but the kind of upset when you’re not really sure why you should be upset. No sex and stupid – yep, she’s a keeper, Jon. Meanwhile, Ghost finally told Jenn, Kelsey and the world that his main squeeze is someone named Latrice. He’s decided to cynically play this therapy thing by bringing her to the house so she and Kelsey can meet, and Ghost can decide which one he wants to be with for good. Kelsey, remove yourself from consideration and leave. Now. Is it too much to hope that “Latrice” is the divalicious Latrice Royale? And then there’s Whitney and Sada, who kept bickering, doing the silent treatment, putting their heads in their hands, and giving big dramatic sighs. Sada has come childhood issues that she won’t talk about to anyone. This whole storyline seems so contrived to me, and not nearly as interesting as the real trainwrecks. I guess these gals are the “normal” couple. Who knew normal was so . . . boring? Finally (cause Taylor and John were virtually ignored this week – but from the previews Shana is back in full force next week!) we have BDTM. Our delicate flower is all reluctant to talk about sex now, what with her past. Oh, you mean the past you instigated and promoted on TV, in a porn video and by selling sex toys? That past? BDTM, meet De Nile. As always, much more in my full recap! Take a break from the Super Bowl or Puppy Bowl or Kitten Bowl or Goldfish Bowl (really! on NatGeo!) or whatever you’re watching this weekend and stop back here, won’t you? Want more TrashTalk? Join us on Facebook, Twitter, and our YouTube page! To follow my personal tweets, click here.