Hola Trashinistas! This is really late, and I should have a great excuse but the reason is after watching those Prunie Persians in a bathtub I went into a hysterical coma. I was in the hospital for a week straight thinking I was shopping for gold, trying to buy caviar out of the Coke machine and telling all the nurses I was going to destroy their lives while flashing my giant bazoombas for no reason. So let’s get started. GG arrives at her Dad’s office, and as always he’s very sweet. Apparently he keeps photos on his desk, and our intermittently self-aware protagonist chides her father to update his photos because that’s her old nose. This is why I am a GG fan, most of the time. This shall change by the end of this episode. GG’s original nose. How you doin?But the trip to her Dad’s office is simply a place for GG and her sister to have a confrontation under the ruse of their “hair extension” business. Which is funny, because GG barely wears any hair extensions anymore, and also – is anyone buying this crap? They look kind of busted anyway. Are these the Whiskey scented ones? Leila of course asks GG what’s up with all the “drama,” and GG rightly questions her what that even has to do with their business. Leila lies and says it’s been on her mind, which GG laughs about. Leila’s so fake, obviously she’s just here to ask GG questions about the stupid arguments with MJ so they have something to film. Leila tells GG that she feels that all the fighting has a lot to do with her, and GG scolds her to stop involving herself. Ha! GG nailed it. Leila denies that’s her intention, but come on people. This bitch totally wants a role on a stupid reality tv show. You can see it in her face, she always looks like she’s about to crack up. A horrible actress. Oh yes, the face of concern.But here’s where it gets really weird, if this stupid family shit wasn’t odd enough. Apparently, MJ qualuded and hammered out of her mind after Del Mar, actually CALLS GG’s Mom and Dad and calls their daughter a “c__ whore,” and threatens to take her down. Um, who does that? GG asks that question, and I got no answer GG. Except that MJ may very possibly be mentally ill. Cuz that’s insane. Leila tells GG that MJ told her that GG assaulted her, and GG’s all like, not so much. But I kicked that hat’s ass. It was asking for it. Leila simply does not believe her sister (which the woman carries knives around, sooooo) and so GG has to get Mike on the phone who is all, “MJ is a cray cray nutter bar who egged on the knife wielding Persian, what did you expect? Also, that hat was fat and ate all the croissants so it deserved it.” I almost feel badly for GG about […]
Hola Trashinistas! This is really late, and I should have a great excuse but the reason is after watching those Prunie Persians in a bathtub I went into a hysterical coma. I was in the hospital for a week straight thinking I was shopping for gold, trying to buy caviar out of the Coke machine and telling all the nurses I was going to destroy their lives while flashing my giant bazoombas for no reason. So let’s get started. GG arrives at her Dad’s office, and as always he’s very sweet. Apparently he keeps photos on his desk, and our intermittently self-aware protagonist chides her father to update his photos because that’s her old nose. This is why I am a GG fan, most of the time. This shall change by the end of this episode. GG’s original nose. How you doin?But the trip to her Dad’s office is simply a place for GG and her sister to have a confrontation under the ruse of their “hair extension” business. Which is funny, because GG barely wears any hair extensions anymore, and also – is anyone buying this crap? They look kind of busted anyway. Are these the Whiskey scented ones? Leila of course asks GG what’s up with all the “drama,” and GG rightly questions her what that even has to do with their business. Leila lies and says it’s been on her mind, which GG laughs about. Leila’s so fake, obviously she’s just here to ask GG questions about the stupid arguments with MJ so they have something to film. Leila tells GG that she feels that all the fighting has a lot to do with her, and GG scolds her to stop involving herself. Ha! GG nailed it. Leila denies that’s her intention, but come on people. This bitch totally wants a role on a stupid reality tv show. You can see it in her face, she always looks like she’s about to crack up. A horrible actress. Oh yes, the face of concern.But here’s where it gets really weird, if this stupid family shit wasn’t odd enough. Apparently, MJ qualuded and hammered out of her mind after Del Mar, actually CALLS GG’s Mom and Dad and calls their daughter a “c__ whore,” and threatens to take her down. Um, who does that? GG asks that question, and I got no answer GG. Except that MJ may very possibly be mentally ill. Cuz that’s insane. Leila tells GG that MJ told her that GG assaulted her, and GG’s all like, not so much. But I kicked that hat’s ass. It was asking for it. Leila simply does not believe her sister (which the woman carries knives around, sooooo) and so GG has to get Mike on the phone who is all, “MJ is a cray cray nutter bar who egged on the knife wielding Persian, what did you expect? Also, that hat was fat and ate all the croissants so it deserved it.” I almost feel badly for GG about […]