Hi, Trashies! Are you Bachelor-ed out yet? My God, it’s been a long few days filled with this stuff. First there was Sean and Catherine’s wedding and then the girl-on-girl fighting finally began over JP! There’s a lot to talk about, but, before we do, I learned something amazing this week! I apparently went to college with Elise! She graduated from West Chester University the year after I did. And, boy oh boy, does it look like she put that WCU education degree to good use: I’m sure her students are so proud. After laughing (and drinking) at that video, time to get to this week’s episode. It starts with JP telling Camila how much he’s going to miss her because it’s time to start traveling. After finding out how JP didn’t really have anything to do with his daughter for most of her short life, all of these interactions just come off as scripted to me. Chris then arrives at the house to make an announcement to the ladies. They have one hour to pack because they’re on their way to Seoul, South Korea! There is screaming and general freaking out. Clare shows us just how stupid she is when she said, “I don’t even have a kimono.” Apparently, Clare can’t tell Asians apart. “I love General Tso’s chicken!” There’s an airport montage of the ladies running through baggage check and taking cell phone videos. Then, by the magic of television, we’re in Seoul. JP rambles about the city and he doesn’t say much of anything because, well, JP never has anything of substance to say. Then there are some shots of the ladies saying wonderful things about Seoul and about JP and about how excited they are. They arrive at the hotel to find a date card! Chelsie, Cassandra, Elise, Danielle, Kat, and Nikki will be going on the first group date. Nikki is pissed that she’s on another group date. Also, she’s just kind of a bitch. The card merely says, “Pop!” Nikki uses this as a way to make a pun about her head exploding. All we can do is hope she means it literally. It’s time for the date and JP tells us they’ll be dancing with one of the top K-Pop groups in the country. Then he tells us that a girl who can dance has the best chance of winning his heart. JP also gives us a little lesson on K-pop and explains that it’s taking over America. Is it really? I mean, I know Psy’s “Gangnam Style” was a thing for a while, but are there other big K-pop groups in the US? I’m not trying to be sarcastic. I just have no idea what kids today are listening to. He has low standards. Cassandra is trying to figure out what “Pop!” means for this date. She actually throws out the idea that they might be making popcorn. Don’t hurt yourself trying to think too hard, Cassandra. The other ladies aren’t too much better because they […]
Hi, Trashies! Are you Bachelor-ed out yet? My God, it’s been a long few days filled with this stuff. First there was Sean and Catherine’s wedding and then the girl-on-girl fighting finally began over JP! There’s a lot to talk about, but, before we do, I learned something amazing this week! I apparently went to college with Elise! She graduated from West Chester University the year after I did. And, boy oh boy, does it look like she put that WCU education degree to good use: I’m sure her students are so proud. After laughing (and drinking) at that video, time to get to this week’s episode. It starts with JP telling Camila how much he’s going to miss her because it’s time to start traveling. After finding out how JP didn’t really have anything to do with his daughter for most of her short life, all of these interactions just come off as scripted to me. Chris then arrives at the house to make an announcement to the ladies. They have one hour to pack because they’re on their way to Seoul, South Korea! There is screaming and general freaking out. Clare shows us just how stupid she is when she said, “I don’t even have a kimono.” Apparently, Clare can’t tell Asians apart. “I love General Tso’s chicken!” There’s an airport montage of the ladies running through baggage check and taking cell phone videos. Then, by the magic of television, we’re in Seoul. JP rambles about the city and he doesn’t say much of anything because, well, JP never has anything of substance to say. Then there are some shots of the ladies saying wonderful things about Seoul and about JP and about how excited they are. They arrive at the hotel to find a date card! Chelsie, Cassandra, Elise, Danielle, Kat, and Nikki will be going on the first group date. Nikki is pissed that she’s on another group date. Also, she’s just kind of a bitch. The card merely says, “Pop!” Nikki uses this as a way to make a pun about her head exploding. All we can do is hope she means it literally. It’s time for the date and JP tells us they’ll be dancing with one of the top K-Pop groups in the country. Then he tells us that a girl who can dance has the best chance of winning his heart. JP also gives us a little lesson on K-pop and explains that it’s taking over America. Is it really? I mean, I know Psy’s “Gangnam Style” was a thing for a while, but are there other big K-pop groups in the US? I’m not trying to be sarcastic. I just have no idea what kids today are listening to. He has low standards. Cassandra is trying to figure out what “Pop!” means for this date. She actually throws out the idea that they might be making popcorn. Don’t hurt yourself trying to think too hard, Cassandra. The other ladies aren’t too much better because they […]