Hola Trashies! Well the time has come, kind of, for the EX-PLOSION! To be totally honest we found this episode COMPLETELY BORING!We start the show with amazingly everyone talking about their exes. ScarJo Mae West Jr. tells Cory that her ex Brian sees other people. You know why America? Cuz he’s HER EX! How she gets over her ex talk, she has sex with Cory. Second verse same as the first. Thomas tells us he still wants to be friends with his ex but Kat Von Needy shockingly has a HUGE problem with that. Really lady? Ya’ll just started banging, we think, and you’re already putting limitations on him? RUN THOMAS RUN! Cory’s Ex calls and Christ on the Cross her voice is worse than a Kardashion on helium. We know why he broke up with her. Arielle’s still loves her ex and her ex still loves her blah blah blah. Jay decides to give his ex a lecture about not cheating since he’s grieving and is a choir boy. Arielle takes them to a 5 star restaurant….and by that we mean 5 wanna be porn stars grinding on them. It’s getting hot and heavy at the restaurant, and it’s not the lobster bisque. They all leave and go home turned on. Meh, we would just go home and turn on the tv. Who eats a big meal and then has sex? Too many bloating issues yo. This restaurant got a D rating in the window The next morning the boys are working out and Cory explains to them that Jenny and him are friends with benefits. Jenny has the same script and all the girls are on board. The house goes out that night hoping to come home to an Ashley Free environment. They are ready for a new roommate! Ha Ha ohhhhh MTV we loves ya! Jay brags he is getting all these phone numbers. The producer asks “why?” Shakespeare responds “I dunno.” Ok Don Juan. Ok. Pages: 1 234
Hola Trashies! Well the time has come, kind of, for the EX-PLOSION! To be totally honest we found this episode COMPLETELY BORING!We start the show with amazingly everyone talking about their exes. ScarJo Mae West Jr. tells Cory that her ex Brian sees other people. You know why America? Cuz he’s HER EX! How she gets over her ex talk, she has sex with Cory. Second verse same as the first. Thomas tells us he still wants to be friends with his ex but Kat Von Needy shockingly has a HUGE problem with that. Really lady? Ya’ll just started banging, we think, and you’re already putting limitations on him? RUN THOMAS RUN! Cory’s Ex calls and Christ on the Cross her voice is worse than a Kardashion on helium. We know why he broke up with her. Arielle’s still loves her ex and her ex still loves her blah blah blah. Jay decides to give his ex a lecture about not cheating since he’s grieving and is a choir boy. Arielle takes them to a 5 star restaurant….and by that we mean 5 wanna be porn stars grinding on them. It’s getting hot and heavy at the restaurant, and it’s not the lobster bisque. They all leave and go home turned on. Meh, we would just go home and turn on the tv. Who eats a big meal and then has sex? Too many bloating issues yo. This restaurant got a D rating in the window The next morning the boys are working out and Cory explains to them that Jenny and him are friends with benefits. Jenny has the same script and all the girls are on board. The house goes out that night hoping to come home to an Ashley Free environment. They are ready for a new roommate! Ha Ha ohhhhh MTV we loves ya! Jay brags he is getting all these phone numbers. The producer asks “why?” Shakespeare responds “I dunno.” Ok Don Juan. Ok. Pages: 1 234