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The name of this final episode is “Courtney Loves Friendship”. Delusional much, Bravo? After watching the last episode of CLD, I was so disgusted with her juvenile attitude that I decided to wipe my memory by watching something decent. So I marathoned the last two seasons of Dexter. Then I watched the season finale of American Horror Story: Coven. Nothing like a little serial killing and witch-bitchery to get your mind off a train wreck like our Cort. These characters are more real than you, dear, and that’s pretty damn sad. Awesomeness. To remind you of all the shittery that went on last week, Cort is so amazingly self-absorbed that she turned her “best friend” Tori’s birthday into a Courtney love fest. To add insult to injury, she takes Tor for a complimentary Botox injection because hey, she’s not getting any younger. Bitch. Methinks Courtney is jealous. The episode ended with Tor confronting Courtney at Courtney’s photo shoot for her website. BTW, Cort – you had way too much makeup on and you need to stop acting like you’re a twenty-something model. During the argument, Cort accused Tor of being selfish (pot, meet kettle) and intimated that Tori was jealous of Cort. And then we have this little gem that falls out of Courtney’s mouth: “You want me to go to a sports bar and drink beer because that’s what YOU like to do?” Uh – Yes – if that’s what the birthday girl wants to do, you selfish idiot. Embarrassing, don’t you think? Pages: 1 234
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The name of this final episode is “Courtney Loves Friendship”. Delusional much, Bravo? After watching the last episode of CLD, I was so disgusted with her juvenile attitude that I decided to wipe my memory by watching something decent. So I marathoned the last two seasons of Dexter. Then I watched the season finale of American Horror Story: Coven. Nothing like a little serial killing and witch-bitchery to get your mind off a train wreck like our Cort. These characters are more real than you, dear, and that’s pretty damn sad. Awesomeness. To remind you of all the shittery that went on last week, Cort is so amazingly self-absorbed that she turned her “best friend” Tori’s birthday into a Courtney love fest. To add insult to injury, she takes Tor for a complimentary Botox injection because hey, she’s not getting any younger. Bitch. Methinks Courtney is jealous. The episode ended with Tor confronting Courtney at Courtney’s photo shoot for her website. BTW, Cort – you had way too much makeup on and you need to stop acting like you’re a twenty-something model. During the argument, Cort accused Tor of being selfish (pot, meet kettle) and intimated that Tori was jealous of Cort. And then we have this little gem that falls out of Courtney’s mouth: “You want me to go to a sports bar and drink beer because that’s what YOU like to do?” Uh – Yes – if that’s what the birthday girl wants to do, you selfish idiot. Embarrassing, don’t you think? Pages: 1 234
