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Banksie, Myrtle Beach BranchLove is in the air at Myrtle Manor, so is the smell of fecal matter if the end of last week’s episode is any indication. Last week, Becky showed off the Manor to Tommy from the radio station and her perfect park was tainted with a broken sewer pipe. Amanda met Brock, the new handy man, and wants to play hide the hot dog with him. Roy spread the rumor that there is a whore in their midst and Marvin performed a stake-out that revealed the alleged whore is actually a massage therapist. Of course, Marvin left before he managed to come to this conclusion. This week’s side show opens with Marvin throwing stones at Anne’s trailer. She’s opens her door and is like… “Hey! Were you throwing things at my window?” It was just my reflectionMarvin is like… “Not, it must have been a rodent.” Marvin asks her out again, this time he specifies “a dinner date.” So you are clear, it’s a “steak” dinner- not a “stake” dinner, I don’t want anyone to be confused after last week’s “Stake-out” vs. “Steak-out” confusion. To educate Anne, he goes through the various temperatures to cook meat, rare, medium, and charred. Because Anne, a mid-aged woman, who cooks for herself, I’d guess daily, probably didn’t know that. Despite the fact that you are an idiot… I could eatShe accepts the date despite him f*cking up the first on. Marvin vows he will feed her back the love in her eyes. What? Becky rolls up in her golf cart and says “You and Anne stop that hanky panky- WE GOT A WHORE IN HERE!!!” (I assume she is referring to the ALLEDGED whore (or AW, as I call her), or more likely the Massage Therapist, that recently moved into Taylor’s (Anne’s son) old trailer.) Marvin hops on the cart and they speed up to the trailer of the AW. Becky pounds on the door, the AW answers the door pleasantly and Becky STORMS into her trailer- her HOME- and stomps through the “beaded curtain” into her… massage room. Immediately, Becky is like – F&CK! And says “Marvin, this is a massage table.” Definition of uncomfortableMarvin replies “A sexual massage table…look at that hole!” Pages: 1 234567