This is why Kody should never again be left alone with the kids.Howdy, Trashmii! Before we get into this week’s ep, I have a programming alert. TLC is not airing a Sister Wives episode next week, the next episode will be February 9. I’ll be enjoying the Super Bowl, how about you? Fun fact: Americans eat more guacamole on Super Bowl Sunday than any other day of the year. True! As always, I’ll be contributing to that statistic. First though, let’s discuss this week’s ep. Kody warned on Twitter that this ep would require tissues. Oh, you mean the child you didn’t bother contacting the doc about last week is actually ill? Imagine that. We open with a recap of past action, including Endora “predicting” a couple of kids will be ill. Then we’re at Christine’s house. The adults, she tells us, have to get flowers for the commitment celebration. Actually, they’re not getting the flowers, they’re just deciding on what kind. Christine is leaving Truely with Aspyn. Count on the Browns to have their priorities straight! At the florist’s, everyone likes different kinds of flowers. No surprise there, and no surprise that purple yet again plays a prominent role. What is up with this family and purple? So the flowers they decide on are a complete mish-mash of uncoordinated shapes and colors. Except for callas, apparently everyone loves that flower. They remark on that in interview as being the only thing the wives agree on, and Kody pipes up that they agreed on the same husband. “Agreed”, “settled”, potato, pohtato. You’re all married to THIS guy? White women are crazy.Janelle surprises herself by liking the flowers, and in interview Kody takes the opportunity to mock her for that. She may not be girly-girly, Kody, but she’s still a woman. Hello! Bri Absher (the florist) says she’s never met polygamists before, and doesn’t sound too thrilled to have finally met some – just like everyone else the Browns meet! Now it’s over to the bakery to taste-test cakes. We only see them taste one, chocolate with salted caramel buttercream. Kody issues a challenge to the bakers: he has a cake “I don’t think you can do”. He’s inspired by some talk at the florist, where they decided to put a “tree of life” on each table. Kody wants a tree-shaped cake. Not a cake with a tree on it. Nosiree, a cake that’s a tree. 36″ high too. Here’s an example of their work. It’s apparently an homage to t-bone steaks.The bakers can do it, of course, and the wives remark on the science of cake construction (wood! metal!) Then the Browns learn the price: $8500. That’s a year of college education for one of their kids! But you know the Browns, they’ve never met a dollar they didn’t want to immediately throw away on something useless. Pages: 1 234567
This is why Kody should never again be left alone with the kids.Howdy, Trashmii! Before we get into this week’s ep, I have a programming alert. TLC is not airing a Sister Wives episode next week, the next episode will be February 9. I’ll be enjoying the Super Bowl, how about you? Fun fact: Americans eat more guacamole on Super Bowl Sunday than any other day of the year. True! As always, I’ll be contributing to that statistic. First though, let’s discuss this week’s ep. Kody warned on Twitter that this ep would require tissues. Oh, you mean the child you didn’t bother contacting the doc about last week is actually ill? Imagine that. We open with a recap of past action, including Endora “predicting” a couple of kids will be ill. Then we’re at Christine’s house. The adults, she tells us, have to get flowers for the commitment celebration. Actually, they’re not getting the flowers, they’re just deciding on what kind. Christine is leaving Truely with Aspyn. Count on the Browns to have their priorities straight! At the florist’s, everyone likes different kinds of flowers. No surprise there, and no surprise that purple yet again plays a prominent role. What is up with this family and purple? So the flowers they decide on are a complete mish-mash of uncoordinated shapes and colors. Except for callas, apparently everyone loves that flower. They remark on that in interview as being the only thing the wives agree on, and Kody pipes up that they agreed on the same husband. “Agreed”, “settled”, potato, pohtato. You’re all married to THIS guy? White women are crazy.Janelle surprises herself by liking the flowers, and in interview Kody takes the opportunity to mock her for that. She may not be girly-girly, Kody, but she’s still a woman. Hello! Bri Absher (the florist) says she’s never met polygamists before, and doesn’t sound too thrilled to have finally met some – just like everyone else the Browns meet! Now it’s over to the bakery to taste-test cakes. We only see them taste one, chocolate with salted caramel buttercream. Kody issues a challenge to the bakers: he has a cake “I don’t think you can do”. He’s inspired by some talk at the florist, where they decided to put a “tree of life” on each table. Kody wants a tree-shaped cake. Not a cake with a tree on it. Nosiree, a cake that’s a tree. 36″ high too. Here’s an example of their work. It’s apparently an homage to t-bone steaks.The bakers can do it, of course, and the wives remark on the science of cake construction (wood! metal!) Then the Browns learn the price: $8500. That’s a year of college education for one of their kids! But you know the Browns, they’ve never met a dollar they didn’t want to immediately throw away on something useless. Pages: 1 234567