Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Carlton and the rest of the Dark Crystal cast ate the souls of fifteen year old strippers, … we were supposed to feel bad for Brandi for hitting someone in the face too hard, … “Because Chica’s gone” was Nero’s excuse, too. ….and Kyle was all butt hurt that Lisa has a reality show while her Dollar Store fails miserably and her mouth breathing mate is accused of banging tranny hookers. Why does your breath smell like Old Spice, jelly beans and glue? We open at Carlton’s Satanic Jesus house. Every single episode so far has featured Carl bragging about how she still has a working vagina. Can this be a sign that that’s all over? Let’s hope so. Let’s mourn the loss of the expired meat grinder and move on. RIP. Nope, she’s still fronting. She’s got the kids and hubby helping her decorate for her Pole Party. The kids can’t come, as they’re not old enough to swing from the poles yet. Give em a couple of years! She’s excited for her new friends to see a different side of her. What new side? You can turn a raisin over in your hand as many times as you want, but it will still be a grape that long ago lost all its fuck juice.
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Carlton and the rest of the Dark Crystal cast ate the souls of fifteen year old strippers, … we were supposed to feel bad for Brandi for hitting someone in the face too hard, … “Because Chica’s gone” was Nero’s excuse, too. ….and Kyle was all butt hurt that Lisa has a reality show while her Dollar Store fails miserably and her mouth breathing mate is accused of banging tranny hookers. Why does your breath smell like Old Spice, jelly beans and glue? We open at Carlton’s Satanic Jesus house. Every single episode so far has featured Carl bragging about how she still has a working vagina. Can this be a sign that that’s all over? Let’s hope so. Let’s mourn the loss of the expired meat grinder and move on. RIP. Nope, she’s still fronting. She’s got the kids and hubby helping her decorate for her Pole Party. The kids can’t come, as they’re not old enough to swing from the poles yet. Give em a couple of years! She’s excited for her new friends to see a different side of her. What new side? You can turn a raisin over in your hand as many times as you want, but it will still be a grape that long ago lost all its fuck juice.