Last week, the worst intervention in the history of the world took place when Casey and Chanel failed to convince Erica to stop drinking. They did however, convince her to stop eating, breathing and living. Amanda did a Drink Hanky photo shoot on a 9-11 statue and in a construction zone and Joey met with her sleazy business partner. I think Ashlee learned how to breathe through her nose and walk at the same time. Thanks for the dish guys! In the comments we learned that Amanda did the unthinkable and had her model pose on a statue honoring a 9-11 victim. I actually wondered what the statue was but I just assumed it was of some old lady that used to water the begonias in the park or a soldier from the Long Island Civil War. That was a rough battle but they finally managed to secede from reality and become the breeding ground for all things horrible. What Amanda did was crazy disrespectful though. We also learned that Erica’s Rob was involved in a cell phone scam! Maybe that’s why he always calls and texts her. He’s trying to make sure his boosted phone still works. OR maybe he’s hacked into it and seen all of the wiener texts Erica’s been getting i.e. 8=>. Anyway, this week Amanda lets us know that death and taxes are the only two things for which no one is ever late. Add periods too because I long for the day some sucker fertilizes their eggs. I’m never really a fan of wedding themed scenes and episodes and this isn’t really much different. Chanel is wedding dress shopping with her mom and sister. Chanel is happy in that “I’m so happy I could douse you in pig’s blood” way but miserable that her younger sister is beating her down the aisle. Chanel offers up helpful critique of the dresses such as “you look like a typical Long Island girl”. I feel her pain. This show is all about combating stereotypes, right? By the way, Chanel imitates a “typical Long Island” girl and sounds just like Amanda. The lady at the dress shop is as good at reading signals as Chanel is at filling out her JDate.com profile and says that her son just got married and the girl is 26. Donna, the mom, says that Chanel will find someone regardless of how old she is. Chanel tells her mom to shut up about it already and stop discussing her age. Chanel say she just wants to be normal. Umm, you’re in your late twenties, single and bitter. This is as normal as it gets boo boo. Ashlee, Casey and Joey go to speed dating. If you’re wondering how Joey got stuck with these two fun suckers it’s because Chanel was too busy planning her sister’s wedding i.e. figuring out how to program her sister’s dress to strangle her. It’s an all Jewish event so Ashlee is thrilled that she won’t have to ask [...]
Last week, the worst intervention in the history of the world took place when Casey and Chanel failed to convince Erica to stop drinking. They did however, convince her to stop eating, breathing and living. Amanda did a Drink Hanky photo shoot on a 9-11 statue and in a construction zone and Joey met with her sleazy business partner. I think Ashlee learned how to breathe through her nose and walk at the same time. Thanks for the dish guys! In the comments we learned that Amanda did the unthinkable and had her model pose on a statue honoring a 9-11 victim. I actually wondered what the statue was but I just assumed it was of some old lady that used to water the begonias in the park or a soldier from the Long Island Civil War. That was a rough battle but they finally managed to secede from reality and become the breeding ground for all things horrible. What Amanda did was crazy disrespectful though. We also learned that Erica’s Rob was involved in a cell phone scam! Maybe that’s why he always calls and texts her. He’s trying to make sure his boosted phone still works. OR maybe he’s hacked into it and seen all of the wiener texts Erica’s been getting i.e. 8=>. Anyway, this week Amanda lets us know that death and taxes are the only two things for which no one is ever late. Add periods too because I long for the day some sucker fertilizes their eggs. I’m never really a fan of wedding themed scenes and episodes and this isn’t really much different. Chanel is wedding dress shopping with her mom and sister. Chanel is happy in that “I’m so happy I could douse you in pig’s blood” way but miserable that her younger sister is beating her down the aisle. Chanel offers up helpful critique of the dresses such as “you look like a typical Long Island girl”. I feel her pain. This show is all about combating stereotypes, right? By the way, Chanel imitates a “typical Long Island” girl and sounds just like Amanda. The lady at the dress shop is as good at reading signals as Chanel is at filling out her JDate.com profile and says that her son just got married and the girl is 26. Donna, the mom, says that Chanel will find someone regardless of how old she is. Chanel tells her mom to shut up about it already and stop discussing her age. Chanel say she just wants to be normal. Umm, you’re in your late twenties, single and bitter. This is as normal as it gets boo boo. Ashlee, Casey and Joey go to speed dating. If you’re wondering how Joey got stuck with these two fun suckers it’s because Chanel was too busy planning her sister’s wedding i.e. figuring out how to program her sister’s dress to strangle her. It’s an all Jewish event so Ashlee is thrilled that she won’t have to ask [...]