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Brain Rot: 7/10/2013

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Brain Rot
A roundup of early morning gossip links to start your day George Clooney is old school. He has that classic Cary Grant charm, which is why he broke up with Stacy Keibler over the phone. No text messages for this guy. The word you are looking for is CLASS. TMZ has the story Kenya Moore, from Real housewives of Atlanta, moved out of that mansion she was renting and about to be evicted from. The phrase Gone With the Wind is used a couple of times in the story, because hello, Atlanta. Radar Online has the story James Franco is going to be roasted on Comedy Central. This is great news, because nothing says James Franco like Lisa Lampanelli doing 5 minutes on schtupping black guys. The Wrap has the story Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be leaving The View for a gig on Fox and Friends. Well, if there is one place where you don’t have to worry about anyone giving you side eye for not being sure if the Earth revolves around the sun, it’s Fox News.  TMZ has the story Okay, so here is how things work on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Everyone thinks Teresa is horrible, and Teresa thinks everyone else is horrible. Pretty simple, right? Well for some reason Jacqueline Laurita felt the need to open up about what she thinks about Teresa (spoilers, she thinks she’s horrible), and Radar Online is running a story on it. I guess the writers for Fashion Police are on strike, and they are steamed at sentient ball of Silly Putty, Joan Rivers. Page Six has the story TMZ is saying that singer, Randy Travis has been fitted with the “world’s smallest heart pump”, and all I could think of was How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Yes, I’m very aware that I am a horrible person, but thank you for pointing that out. TMZ has the story Pages: 1 2

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