Mob Wives Season 5 Episode 6 Minicap: Philly vs. Philly
Hello Trash Talkers! It’s Philly versus Philly this week. Natalie D. met Drita a couple of episodes ago and revealed that she knew of Natalie G. Last week, she met the girls for the first time at a...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Fergie, Whoopi Goldberg, Jared Leto, Lindsay Lohan, RHOBH
Celebitchy — Fergie Says That Josh Duhamel Watched Her Get A Bikini Wax: Gross or Cool? Look if Josh is able to look at Fergie’s scrunchy face in the morning without running off screaming then he can...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story Recap: Show Stopper
It is a dark and stormy night and The Professor arrives to attend the evening meal of debauchery with all the freaks. The beautiful Elsa Mars rises to toast the new owner of the show, Chester. Know...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story Freakshow Minicap: Curtain Call
The show opens with Dandy running the circus like any spoiled rotten two-year-old would, but FINALLY Paul the Seal Man tells Dandy everything we hoped Patti LaBelle was going to say to him. Then Paul...
View ArticleProject Runway All Stars Recap: Tops or Bottoms?
Last week on Project Runway All Stars, we were underwater in an aquarium with a penguin named Pam. This week, we’re in Time’s Square hawking appliqued sweatshirts forZ the QVC challenge! Yay! It’s Pam...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kris Jenner, Rider Strong, Dustin Diamond, Amy Poehler,...
Radar Online – Kris Jenner angry she was left out of family photo To be fair Kris, most people usually don’t include their pimps in family photos. US Weekly – Rider Strong welcomes baby boy...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Episode 3 Recap: Solos and Low Blows
I couldn’t help myself. There’s no intro yet! Hello Trashellinas! What an episode. The bitch count just keeps growing. Speaking of b*tches, I spy Kira and Melissa! Time to sit down and watch karma...
View ArticleKing of the Nerds Nerdtestant Runthrough – TIL Pigs LOVE the Hobbit
Hello TrashTalk Nerds, Your resident nerd expert Jewpacabra is here for more recapping fun. So I just found out that tonight was the premiere of one of my favorite TV shows, King of the Nerds. I had to...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Sponsored by Paninis
Hello Trashies! Are we cool? If we’re in a fight, that’s ok. I truly apologize for being so tardy to this party. I recently started a new job and didn’t just pick up a cold, I think I got 30 different...
View ArticleMob Wives Season 5 Episode 6 Recap: Nats and Rats
Hello Trash Talkers! Last time we saw the girls, most of them were in the middle of a brawl at a party somewhere. How did they get there? Previously, the group met up at a party held by the magazine...
View ArticleTop Chef Recap: Innovative, Schminnovative
Hi Trashmii! I’m skipping the Minicap this week because last week’s terrible episode of Top Chef Boston was draining my desire to continue breathing. This episode is going to be an ordeal as well,...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Emma Watson, Jamie Dornan, Miley Cyrus, Gwyneth Paltrow,...
Buzzfeed — Emma Watson Has Given Another Powerful Speech On Gender Equality 50 Points to Gryffindor! So glad she outgrew the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare (sorry House Elves, it’s not...
View ArticleSister Wives Recap: THERE WILL BE BLOOD!
Hello Trashtalkers! So sad to miss you last week during the awful resolution to Christine and Kody’s fight. Any good will that Christine had was completely lost when she declared that once a month she...
View ArticleCelebrity Apprentice Recap: Bad Concepts All Around!
If you remember from last week’s Celebrity Apprentice, Lorenzo took full responsibility for his team’s loss and was sent packing. Sig is worried because he felt Lorenzo was a true leader. What he means...
View ArticleMinicap: Vanderpump Rules
Greetings, Trashies! Whether you call her Miami Girl, East Coast Kristen, Instaho, Lady Period-Sex, or just plain Annemarie, she is here. This week was Kristens’ dream come true, as Annemarie flew all...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelor
So, I didn’t get a chance to watch last night’s episode yet. Apparently, I missed a good one. I hear someone cranked the batshit up to 11. From what I’ve read, we get the first “I love you” of the...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kim Kardashian, Joanna Krupa, Emile Hirsch, Pamela Anderson,...
E! Online — Kim Kardashian Is Not a Gold Digger: Kanye West Says She’s Dated “Broke Black Dudes” Before And by broke, I assume their net worth is only in the low millions, as opposed to the...
View ArticleKing of the Nerds Episode 1: The Final Secret 6th Cylon Revealed
Hello all my glorious nerds! I am beyond excited to be recapping this season of King of the Nerds. First I have to let you all know that since my apartment complex is a complete whore, I was only...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Garage Seat
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Twitchards acted like an ass after getting wasted on sweet cancer medicine, … The Stringer Bell of BevHills … Brandi helped Twitch by being a...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Dude, Crash This Car
Last week, Claudia and NeNe finished their dinner table dagger throwing. The group passed dildos to each other for no other reason than to remind us to buy Kandi’s stuff and Claudia dropped a bomb on...
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