TrashTalkCeleb: Zooey Deschanel, Joanna Krupa, Bethenny Frankel, Chris Brown,...
People – Zooey Deschanel is preggers Everyone’s favorite manic pixie dream girl is expecting. You just know this baby is gonna be named Coltrane or Seven or some weird shit. It’s probably going to have...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Are any of you people actual professionals?
You guys I have to start off with an apology – I am still beyond bummed that I didn’t get to recap the finale of last season of Face Off – I had a baby girl the night the finale aired (heh talk about...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Episode 2 Recap: Abby Gets Served and Jill and Holly Get...
Hello Trashellinas! What a day. I’m ready to relax and trash. Not everyone has read the minicap, so I am doing a quick show and tell on how the fun began. An official officer of the court arrives and...
View ArticleProject Runway All Stars Recap: Live Every Week Like It’s Shark Week
Guys, it’s back. Like a drug-resistant infection, Project Runway All Stars just keeps returning. This week, the designers are meeting at the Long Island Aquarium, which no one knew existed before...
View ArticleMob Wives Season 5 Episode 5 Recap: Down and Dirty
Hello Trash Talkers! How are you all enjoying Natalie D.? It looks like she is here to stay. I’m not sure I’m liking her yet but I’m ready for someone besides Renee and Karen to call Natalie G....
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Lindsay Lohan, Ryan Gosling, Teen Mom, Betty White, J.Law,...
TMZ — Lindsay Lohan “I’m the Queen of Car Crashes… So I’m Selling Insurance!” Have you been turned down for insurance because you mowed down an entire family crossing the street? Ever wrecked a the...
View ArticleMiniCap: The Bachelor
Greetings, Trashies! This week, The Bachelor gives us it’s weirdest gimmick yet: There are no words. At least Jimmy Kimmel was somewhat entertaining. This week just proved that the show blew its entire...
View ArticleAgent Carter Recap: Down In A Hole
Happy MLK Day Trashmii! Hope many of you are like me and not being forced to work today. It’s another episode of ass-kicking, espionage and sexism so let’s get to it. Griffith Hotel For Proper Ladies...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Terence Howard, Kim Fowley, Lena Dunham, RHOA, Rob Lowe
Celebitchy — Terence Howard Only Assaulted Women Because He Was Frustrated, You Guys Ugh traffic on the 405 is the worst! PUNCH. I said I wanted almond milk, not non-fat in my latte! PUNCH. I can’t...
View ArticleMinicap: Vanderpump Rules
Hey Trashies, welcome to the Pump Minicap – vacation blues edition. It’s hard to believe a week ago we were in the sun and trash of Miami, and now we are back in L.A. in the, well, sun and trash, I...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: NeNe Cries Uncle
Last week, the girls went to Puerto Rico for Demetria’s performance and Phaedra insulted her repeatedly. NeNe tried to come for Claudia but she didn’t send for her and we got to see the battle that...
View ArticleTrashTalkTV Recapper Auditions!
It’s a new year, which means it’s time for some fresh recapper blood! Do you read our recaps and think about how much better you’d be at writing them? Do you have a little asshole-ish voice in your...
View ArticleCelebrity Apprentice Recap: No More Hiding, Weak Links!
Fresh off of losing Terrell Owens, Celebrity Apprentice brings Joan Rivers back from the dead (okay, this was filmed about a year ago) to help judge the leftovers. Teams are brought together for a...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Pushover
Before I begin, I want to tell you guys that we here at TrashTalkTV are looking for fantastic writers with shitty attitudes to mock morons on TV. Sound like something you might be into? AUDITION! Now...
View ArticleGalavant Recap: If Ever I Would Leave You
Hello my darlings, Last week on Trashtalktv no one wrote a recap for Galavant because I kind of gave up on the show after a night of real musical theatre (aka Sondheim) and no one stepped in to take my...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Monkeys and Aliens can NEVER be friends
Howdy folks, welcome back to another week of Face Off (and really I consider it a continuation of week 1 since we didn’t even get a runway show last week, LAME). A few editorial notes before we get...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #162: Falling Off Wagons and Chopping Down Shade...
Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) spend the hour discussing RHOBH’s Kim Richards falling off the wagon and Brandi Glanville never getting on it in the first place. Then it’s off...
View ArticleThe Challenge Battle of the Sort of Exes: Diem the Graceful
Previously: Bananas and Nani were the power couple. Loser newbies went home and Diem is sick. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CT is worried about Diem, but she really wanted to be left alone so he heads out to...
View ArticleThe Bachelor Recap: Hoedown, Indeed
Greetings, Trashies. So, hey, Des and Chris got married last weekend. It’s nice to see a Bachelorette end up with the guy she settled for. And now they can live our their lives in wedded mediocrity. I...
View ArticleTop Chef Recap: The Pointless Family Episode
First off, I just want to mention that it would appear Rob WrongCowSki (that big guy from the Lame Sausage Jokes Episode) had a YOOGE hand in helping the New England Patriots secure their place in the...
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