Mob Wives Season Recap: RATalie Revisited
Hello Trash Talkers! Huge apologies for the full recap being out so late. After finishing up the mini last Thursday, I collapsed somewhere with the flu. I had no idea it would last this long....
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelor
Hi, Trashies. Welcome to another episode of The Bachelor. Before we begin, we all know that Andi and Josh broke up, right? OK, just checking. And we’re all SHOCKED! SHOCKED, I tell you! It’s time for...
View ArticleRecap: Celebrity Apprentice’s Schweddy Balls
Goddamn these 2 hour episodes, my contacts are drying out! Back with Celebrity Apprentice from last week, you’ll remember Shawn is pissing and moaning at Vivica for bringing up her period on NATIONAL...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Jax Taylor, Nicholas Sparks, Kylie Jenner, Teresa Giudice,...
RadarOnline – ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Star Jax Taylor’s ‘Boyfriend’ Reveals The Truth About the Gay Rumors * SPOILER WARNING do not read if you missed last night’s episode!!!!* Nothing like another...
View ArticleMinicap: Vanderpump Rules
Hello Trashies!! Happy Miami to you and yours. This week we finished Round Two of Scheanna’s Groupon Getaway to Miami. We started the night with that tricky trickster, Andy Cohen’s favorite trick –...
View ArticleGolden Globes: They’re not Golden, They’re Glistening
Heeeeeellllooooooo!! Do you remember us? Did you miss us? Of course you do and of course you did!! We apologize for our absence but Jane almost died and Blanche is not funny with out Jane, so it’s good...
View ArticleTop Chef Recap: Carrot Boners = Snooty Food
Welcome back Trashmii, I hope you all enjoyed the break from Top Chef Boston and did something productive with your holiday season. I know I sure did, because I got an iPad for Christmas and have...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Dear Mom, BYEBITCH
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, David made up a song about fingerbanging Babyface, … Kyle’s face tried to move, … …and …I can’t stop looking at Kyle’s face. Lisa’s at home drinking...
View ArticleTrash Talk Style: Golden Globes Edition
Happy 2015! What better way to start off the year than trash-talking a bunch of self-congratulatory jackasses wearing clothes that cost more than your last year of rent? It’s Golden Globes fashion...
View ArticleAgent Carter Minicap: #howardsfault
Peggy posing for the cover of the unpublished Nancy Drew Mystery, “The Mystery of the Douche Squad’s Carrot and Stick Technique.” Peggy quickly learns that living in a hotel for ladies means having...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Episode 2 Minicap: Cry Me A River
Hello Trashellinas! How much did everyone like last week’s première? I had a love/hate relationship with it. I hated that everyone sold Chloe out, although I wasn’t that surprised after last season’s...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Arroz Con Drama
Last week, Phaedra got an award for not getting caught by the Feds yet, Kandi sexed it up with her webcast and brought a Smurf to a sex party and NeNe refused to be friends with people she just called...
View ArticleSister Wife Recap: Bros before Hoes!
Hello Trashtalkers, it’s catburns covering this episode of Sister Wives! I just finished recapping My Husband’s Not Gay and I feel like TLC is really on the up and up when it comes to Mormon reality...
View ArticleThe Bachelor Recap: Like a Virgin(ish)
Greetings, Trashies! We covered a lot of the recent Bachelor Nation drama in the minicap, so let’s get right to this week’s episode. It starts with Kimberly coming back into the house to talk to Chris...
View ArticleAmerican Horror Story Freakshow Minicap: Show Stoppers
Hey TrashFreaks, here we are at the penultimate episode where Ryan Murphy crams as much stuff as possible into one hour. We get a new dead body, a new Lobster Boy, and a new Meep. Murphy also gives us...
View ArticleMinicap: Top Chef Baaaahst’n
Oh, what a dirty, dirty trick they played on us tonight Triple-Tee’ers! Just when I think Top Chef Boston can’t possibly pull off another boneheaded move, they find a new way to screw things up. I’m...
View ArticleMob Wives Season 5 Episode 5 Minicap: Digging Up Dirt
Hello Trash Talkers! So who we are siding with in this episode? These women have spent half their time so far this season fighting about Natalie and whether she belongs in their circle of love. This...
View ArticleThe Challenge: Battle of the Sort of Exes (Episode 1 & 2)
This show is why I married my husband, because he’s seen every season too. Everyone knows marriages are built on common interests and trust. I trust that he will watch every season of this with me...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: The Gang Does Miami, Part 2
Wooohoo, Trashies! Let’s start this Miami party off right…I’m going to DJ Douche-spin just one more time, to kick things off and to get us in the mood. Never gets old! We open the morning after the...
View ArticleProject Runway All Stars Minicap: Shark Week
Project Runway All Stars is back, and we’re the suckers still tuning in. It’s the avant garde challenge and what better way to commemorate the event than to submerge the designers in shark-infested...
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