Watch What Crappens Podcast #165: See You at the Halter
Grab your finest boob-decorated wine glass: it’s time to celebrate the holy matrimony of Scheana Marie and her halter top. Yes, we are going down the aisle with Azusa’s most blushiest blushing bride on...
View ArticleThe Bachelor Recap: It Takes Two
Hi, Trashies. We’re just going to pick up where we left off last week with Kelsey’s “panic attack.” She’s sobbing and screaming on the floor with an EMT and none of the other ladies can bring...
View ArticleProject Runway All Stars Finale Minicap – Dunzo
Congratulations! You’ve survived the fourth season of Project Runway All Stars AND Alyssa Milano’s entire gestation period! Will she give birth during the finale, “live on the runway”, finally giving...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Jaden Smith, House of Cards, Emile Hirsch, Christina...
Yahoo – Will Smith claims that his son Jaden isn’t a slave to money That’s probably because there has never been one second in this kid’s life in which he didn’t HAVE money. In an interview with...
View ArticleProject Runway All Stars Recap: At Last, Our Long National Nightmare is Over
Well, this is it, party people: the finale of Project Runway All Stars, seemingly the longest season ever of this show! Remember when we started, back in the spring of ’82? Those were the days: fake...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Lipstick on a Kristen
In case you hadn’t heard, Scheana is getting married, and this episode was all about her big day, and what that meant to Tom Sandoval’s look – insert emoji-with-tongue-out! This episode was the best...
View ArticleBetter Call Saul Recap: Slippin’ Jimmy
Okay, Trashmii. Let’s do this. I’ve been studying up on ‘Breaking Bad’ so I at least understand why that parking attendant had chronic bitch face whenever Jimmy Saul showed up missing a sticker. You’d...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Episode 6 Recap Part One: Holly Orders New Straightjacket
Hello Trashellinas! Happy Valentine’s Day! Is everyone ready for the full? I have to tell you, I watched this again and it’s even better the second time around. Nothing is quite as much fun as...
View ArticleTop Chef Finale Recap: Ruined By Sweetness
Hello Trashmii. You may be having a very strong sensation of déjà vu right now, possibly because we’ve been here together five or six times before… in places like Napa Valley, Singapore, The Bahamas,...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Episode 6 Recap Pt. 2: Holly Is Officially Psycho Mom
Hello Trashellinas! Did you remember about my Part 2? If so, thanks for coming over. If not, you may be over on Part 1 telling me I forgot half of the show. It’s still Valentine’s Day and I have...
View ArticleBetter Call Saul Recap: It’s Showtime!
We’re back! And since the second episode picks up right where the first one left off, let’s just get right to it. Fade up on a first season ‘Dexter’ episode before the show sucked. Oh wait, no. It’s...
View ArticleMob Wives Season 5 Episode 9 Recap: Forgive and Fuggedabout It
Hello Trash Talkers! How was everyone’s Valentine’s Day? I am sticking to fat pants until my body recovers from yesterday’s binge. This is the last holiday to binge eat until Easter. That makes me...
View ArticleKing of the Nerds Episode 4: Moby Dick and Nerdmaids
Calling all NERDS! Jewpacabra here, for another fun filled time recapping what I argue is the best show on television. Last week, we sadly had to say goodbye to Todd the Bodd/Toddzilla, but we did...
View ArticleAgent Carter Recap: Woman On The Ledge
Hey Trashmii! We’re in the home stretch. Only two episodes left! Fingers crossed this show will be back next season because it’s been a fun ride. Also, why is Hayley Atwell not a huge star yet? If...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelor
Hi, Trashies. So, it seems that the universe has smiled on me. It’s seen fit to send in a giant snowstorm so I have off work tomorrow and can spend time recapping five hours worth of Bachelor drama....
View ArticleMinicap: Vanderpump Rules
As One Fierce Bitch once sang, “Money can’t buy you class,” and after seeing Part One of Scheana’s wedding, I was convinced she was right. However, this week we met up with the gang after the ceremony...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Recap: Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night
Hello again Trashbags! Guess what? I actually liked this episode even though it was pretty slow and kinda boring. Shocker, I know. I think that episodes can be actionless and still be good. Don’t worry...
View ArticleMinicap: Better Call Saul
Not proper hiking attire. Welcome back, Trashmii, to the first, real, non-premiere episode of ‘Better Call Saul.’ And we learn a few things about Jimmy. First, he and Chuck used to like to wear really...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Lena Headey, Amber Rose, GoT, Anna Kendrick, Jamie Dornan
Access Hollywood — Lena Headey Expecting Second Child Lena doesn’t appear to have any brothers so now I’m stumped as to paternity. Mazel Tov! Let’s hope this is kid is more of a Tommen or Mircella and...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Chocolate Thunder
Last week, Claudia confronted Porsha at a work function. Phaedra is afraid that Apollo is going to huff and puff and blow the house down so she runs away with her mom and sweet tea in tow. I want to...
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