Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Finale, Now with 5 Minutes of New Footage!
The FINALE of this season’s Celebrity Apprentice includes Trump reviewing the season at the top of his lungs and lots of rerun footage. This is the LIVE finale, totally painful and way too long....
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: 73
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Lisa V sat through a painful lunch with Brandi and resisted the urge to ask her if she’s been injecting melted Huffy tires into her face, … … Kim...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 7 Minicap: Lost in L.A.
Hello Trashellinas! It’s our last week in L.A. with the ALDC. Only, not so many episodes ago we were following her out to L.A. for a new studio and stardom. We are leaving already? Abby promised us a...
View ArticleFace Off Recap: Trolling the Audience
Welcome back to another exciting week of Face Off. While I have been obsessed with Rob and Ben, I’m REALLY hoping this week Adam and Jaime will get some screen time, since we’ve learned next to nothing...
View ArticleWatch What Crappens Podcast #166: Midget Househusbands of Africa
This week on Watch What Crappens, Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV.com) and Ben Mandelker (The Banter Blender) join forces with Angie Thomas (Lyon’s Den Empire Podcast, Small Potatoes Podcast) to talk about...
View ArticlePretty Little Liars: The Blood of MonA
Previously: The girls were dumb enough to donate blood at the blood drive and literally watched Mike steal it. Then HotAndrew helped them track Mike down to that creepy dude that fake kidnapped Ali....
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Nicolas Cage, Lindsay Lohan, Mel B, Sarah Palin, Afroman
People – Fans want to see Nicolas Cage host SNL I would love to see this. I know some of you think he is a terrible actor and you’re right but he can be hilarious! Wicker Man was comedy gold! He walks...
View ArticleMob Wives Season 5 ep10 Minicap: Deck the Brawls
Hello Trash Talkers! Are we going to show love for this last ep? It seems like everyone is convinced the root of all evil is Natalie. The problem is, they cannot agree on which one. I find myself...
View ArticleThe Challenge: Battle of the Sort of Exes 2: Dumb Tall Girl is NOT Dumb
And this isn’t even the face he made when he got bad news. Previously: We are left on a cliffhanger! Who will go home? Adam and Britt or BoringAvery and OtherJohnny? This season is getting to that...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Jay-Z, Allison Williams, Blink-182, Chelsea Handler, Beyonce
Celebitchy – Jay-Z Is Being Sued For Paternity For Fathering A 21-Year-Old Dude From Jersey Somebody call Maury and have him hop in the paternity-mobile — he’s got another mystery to solve. PopSugar –...
View ArticleEmpire Recap: Boo Boo Kitty is the Devil
Note the Deep V where her heart should be. Hello Everyone! I’m your newly minted recapper! Thanks for checking me out. I appreciate you! Now. Let’s try to sort out the awesome mess that is Empire!...
View ArticleBetter Call Saul Recap: Nacho’s Not-Cho Man
Hello, hello, hello again, Trashmii! So I finished the first season of ‘Breaking Bad’ and have a point of correction from last week: No-Doze, the henchdog Tuco berated for “helping,” was one of Tuco’s...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kanye West, Jill Duggar, Ansel Elgort, Eddie Murphy, Honey...
E! – Jill Duggar brings us happy news, wearing a dress ON TOP OF ANOTHER DRESS. A new Duggar is about to enter the world, tallying the count to like, the population of the state of Kentucky. Get ready...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Melbourne Precap: YOU MUST HAVE GINA LIANO IN YOUR LIFE
G’day Trashies! I am so excited to join the TrashTalkTeam this season and write hate letters to the garbage people whose choices make us all feel just a bit better about ourselves. I’ll be taking on...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep7 Recap: The Wild, Wild West Coast Pt. 1
Hello Trashellinas! We are still in L.A. with the dance moms, with no job prospects whatsoever. The girls have auditioned for a casting director and that’s about it. The exception is Maddie. The only...
View ArticleThe Bachelor Mega Recap: The Naked Truth
OK, Trashies. Here we go. We’ve got five hours of The Bachelor to cover, so let’s jump right into it. The weather gods (and the Federal Government Office of Personnel Management) saw fit to give me a...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: Scheana is Still Getting Married
Hi Trashies! How we feelin’ tonight? It’s time to grab that special someone and get out on the dance floor and make some noiiii-oize for our favorite couple, Scheana and A Man! Just be sure to keep...
View ArticleAgent Carter Recap: Daft Whore Is Playing At My House
Hey Trashmii. Apologies for not getting out a minicap (again) this week. Work stuff has been crazy. Tonight’s episode brings the drama but it looks like we’ll have to wait till next week when we get...
View ArticleMob Wives Season 5 Ep 10 Recap: Liars and Lushes
Hello Trash Talkers! Did we love or hate this last ep?!!! I cannot decide if this season has been sort of good or a little meh. The season is nearing the end of the road, but I still have a little...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: John Travolta, Oscars, Dakota Johnson, Lady Gaga, Kylie Jenner
Help! Stranger Danger!!! TMZ — Scarlett Johansson – Idina Expect Travolta… To Get So Touchy Someone get these poor ladies a washcloth to wipe off the skeevy! Celebitchy — 2015 Oscars Recap:...
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