Join Our Fantasy Survivor Tribe!
A new season of Survivor starts this week. More importantly, a new season of Fantasy Survivor starts this week! Join our tribe and play along with us! Just go to FantasySurvivor.net, sign up for free,...
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelor
Hi, Trashies. It’s time for Chris and his harem to finally get the hell out of the country! This week, they’re heading to Bali…because it’s so much like Iowa. I’m sure there will be a metaphor for that...
View ArticleMinicap: Vanderpump Rules
Well, hello Trashies! How was your weekend? Did anyone watch the Oscars? Did anyone else have haunted nightmares about receiving a tender, yet bone-chilling face touch from John Travolta? No? Am I...
View ArticleDWTS Cast Reveal!
Greetings, Trashies. I know you’ve been waiting for this. It’s time to reveal the D-listers, has-beens, and never-weres who will be on this season of Dancing With the Stars. So, let’s get right to it!...
View ArticleMiniCap: Better Call Saul
Hello again! When last we saw Jimmy he’d found the Kettlemans hiding out in a tent and traumatizing their kids by forcing them to sing camp songs for what seems like 12 hours straight. They didn’t...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kylie Jenner, Kanye West, Tom Cruise, Zendaya, Michael Keaton
TMZ — Kylie Jenner — See Ya Mom, I Just Bought A $2.7 Mil. House! Ah yes, this is what every 17-year-old wants… to buy a house in the ‘burbs near their family. Stupid me, I was preparing for college...
View ArticleThe Bachelor Recap: Bye Bye, Bali
Hi, Trashies. Since you waited so patiently for last week’s ridiculously long recap, here’s a much shorter one in a shorter amount of time. Honestly, I had the afternoon off and decided to spend it...
View ArticleReal Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Id’s All Gyle’s Fauld You Guyzz
Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Yolanda dressed like Nancy Regan and tried to figure out how to use WebMD on her iPad, … Lyme Deezeez hass same zeemptom of anorexia! DAYVEEEEEDDDDD!...
View ArticleLady Gaga Joins American Horror Story: Hotel
The powers that be have announced the new theme for next season’s American Horror Story. It’s going to be called Hotel! Hopefully like the Aaron Spelling Hotel, but everyone dies and Jessica Lange...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Guiliana Rancic, Lindsey Lohan, Mama June, Mirjana Puhar, and...
US Magazine- Guiliana Rancic “Apologizes” Guiliana sort of apologized for her comment that Zendaya’s Oscar hair (which was perfection in hair form) looked like it smelled like “pachouli oil” or “weed.”...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead: Where the Sidewalk Ends
Hey Trashbags! I am excited because we got a good episode this week. Yay! Stuff happened and everything! Let’s get to it lovelies. We open right where we left off last week. Maggie and Sasha bring...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – This Challenge Really Bugs Me
Hi guys, welcome back to another week of Face Off. Quick warning to start with – this week’s episode featured some heavily pixilated nudity, which is included in my recap because it’s naked people and...
View ArticlePretty Little Liars: “A” Leaves 1 Million Notes
Previously: Hanna and Emily had to dance because there’s a pageant. And Aria was the only one who was actually involved with a pertinent story line for once. Aria is dressed super cute to impress...
View ArticleThe Voice Season 8: Blinds Week 1
The Voice Season 8: Week 1 of Blinds NIGHT ONE: Legentina is back! I am rooting for her to win this damn show. No more wins for Blake and Adam. Do you think they will ever go crazy and have 3 female...
View ArticleKing of the Nerds Episode 5: Going Full Colby
Calling all nerds (or nerd wannabes … or people who just enjoy humorous rantings), Jewpacabra here to recap the best reality show on television, King of the Nerds. Quick recap of last week: Heather...
View ArticleBattle of the Sort of Exes 2: DoucheMan Gets GingerDoomed
Previously: Adam did not leap for for victory, but Johnny and Avery still lost the next challenge. LilJay and NotDumbTallGirl won the trivia challenge and sent in Leroy and Nia. Leroy and Nia are...
View ArticleMiniCap: Survivor
Hello from Texas, y’all! I’ll be recapping this 30th season of Survivor, and I’m so pumped! Tonight’s super-sized episode was a microcosm of human emotions: empathy, deceit, jealousy, betrayal, lust,...
View ArticleMiniCap: Amazing Race
Konnichiwa, y’all! I’ll be recapping this season of Amazing Race! As we all know, this competition is an excellent way to get to know your significant other, and the producers finally upped the ante by...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Lupita Nyongo’o, RHOBH, Madonna, Chelsea Handler, Shailene...
TMZ — Lupita Nyongo’o’s $150k Pearl Oscar Dress… Stolen The real crime is that the person who stole this, probably isn’t a sample size and is soo going to bust the zipper. Let’s hope the police are...
View ArticleEmpire Recap: The Hidden Power of Cookie’s Nookie
Sensible Courtroom Attire We start Chapter 8, “The Lyon’s Roar,” with a flashback to a courthouse 17 years ago. Cookie is in the Lil Kim outfit that we recognize from the pilot, an excellent choice of...
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