Vanderpump Rules Recap: The One Without the Stripper Fight
We open back up in reality. You remember reality, right? “Back to the grind” and all that? The kids have left Fireball Estates and the beautiful wedding behind, and they are back at work. Work is that...
View ArticleMob Wives Season 5 Episode 10 Minicap: Baptisms and Betrayals
Hello Trash Talkers! My apologies for this mini being late. My cable is a ratty bitch. That said, let’s get right to it. We left off with Ang telling Nat D. she was sick of listening to her trash...
View ArticleSurvivor Recap: “Fast Money, Loose Women, and Lots of Champagne”
Hello, everyone! Welcome to season 30 of Survivor. The season premiere was a super-sized 1.5 hours, so there’s a lot to cover. Let’s get started! Our host, Jeff Probst, explains that the 18 contestants...
View ArticleMovieTrash: Jupiter Ascending
Hey Hey, you trashy fucks. It’s been entirely too long. Welcome to the first installment of TheMiki Gets Super Drunk and Trashes the Movies. Each week I’ll be recruiting a friend to drive me to the...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Brandi Glanville, Prince Harry, #TheDress, Kris Jenner,...
Reality Tea – Brandi Glanville said some shit about Kim Richards or whatever. I dunno it doesn’t matter because the real question is OH GOD BRANDI WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR FACE. People –...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: “Worst. First. Date. Ever.”
Howdy y’all! Welcome to the premiere of season 26 of Amazing Race! This episode was a special 1.5 hours long, and didn’t contain near enough drama to make up for it. Let’s dig in! The theme of this...
View ArticleMinicap: Amazing Race Episode 2
Hello, lovelies! This episode was MUCH better than the season premiere in terms of drama (i.e. me, getting pissed off at certain teams for not trying hard enough). The teams spend the night in Tokyo,...
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep. 8 Recap: It’s All About Me
Hello Trashellinas! Who is ready for the weekend? Those bitches Snow and Ice extended their stay, which has made me bitter and crabby. I’m so ready to snark. We are in L.A. on the MattyB video set,...
View ArticleBetter Call Saul Recap: Saul, good … man
Hey, Trashmii. Apologies for the delay in this recap. On the plus side, I finished season three of ‘Breaking Bad.’ Progress! So, previously on ‘Better Call Saul,’ Jimmy was a mess and a disappointment...
View ArticleAgent Carter Recap: Farewell, My Blood
Hey Trashmii! Well, this is it. The finale, hopefully season, not series of Agent Carter. It’s been a fun ride. Hayley Atwell is a tour de force, and she should be a huge star. James D’Arcy has been an...
View ArticleSister Wives Finale Recap: Divorce and Tamron Hall!
Hello Trashtalkers!! As I am sure you have read online, Meri and Kody got a “legal” divorce, and he has plans to marry Robyn. This episode Meri reveals she always knew that Kody wanted to marry Robyn...
View ArticleMob Wives Season 5 Episode 11 Recap: Sins and Suckers
Hello Trash Talkers! Special thanks to the weather for effing with my Internet service once again. I hope this situation improves because next week is the FINALE! This is where I want to rat myself...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Shia LaBeouf, Fashion Police, Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian,...
E!Online — WTF Is Going On With Shia LaBeouf’s Crazy New Hairstyle? Will he be pairing that sweet new haircut with a pair of Jams? How about a BMX bike? If Shia’s goal was to look like that kid who was...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: “Is this the 9:04?!”
Hello darlings! How was your weekend? Good? Excellent. Mine was great. I watched some eps of House of Cards and visited my adorable niece and nephew and—oh, all right, fine. I know this isn’t my diary....
View ArticleMinicap: The Bachelor
Hi, Trashies. We’re down to the final two on The Bachelor. Of course, we can’t get to the finale right away. We have to see the “Women Tell All” special. You know, that episode where we don’t really...
View ArticleMiniCap: Better Call Saul
Hey party people. This is going to be a really, really short minicap. Things are looking good for Jimmy after his billboard stunt. He’s getting consults and feeling flush with success. Until he starts...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Kim Kardashian, Noel Gallagher, Natalie Dormer, The Bachelor
Perez Hilton — Kim Kardashian Hires A Classical Pianist To Teach Her How To Play — But That’s Not The Only Instrument She Plans On Learning! Well, we all knew that Kim was a virtuoso when it came to...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Whoop That Trick
Two weeks ago, we saw Kandi announce to the world that she has to drug Todd to get some. Meanwhile, he opted to stay in L.A. to party for a week rather than go home to his wife, kids and Momma Joyce....
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Recap: Playing Possum
Hey trashbags! Thanks for coming. This week gave us another good episode. I liked it. It was pretty entertaining to see our survivors in this setting. Let’s talk about it babes, shall we? The show...
View ArticleMinicap: Vanderpump Rules
Helloooooooo Trashies, sorry for this late minicap. Life was cray. Are the kids still saying that? Anyway, ugh…last night. I tried to come up with some great stuff to say, but I think for this mini I...
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