Dance Moms Season 5 Ep 9: Mean Girls
The ALDC version of Gretchen Wiener. Hello Trashellinas! It is the weekend and that means extra snark time! How appropriate is this title? Most of the current team has turned into one big pile of...
View ArticleVanderpump Rules Recap: This Whole Episode Was About a Photo Shoot and a Party
Hello Trashies, and welcome to the finale recap. We made it! This was such a solid season. Sure, there were a few filler episodes, and seven episodes devoted to a wedding that didn’t even appear to...
View ArticleBetter Call Saul Recap: Elder Law
We’re back, Trashmii, for another week of Jimmy McGill: Not Saul Goodman, Yet. Also known as Better Call Saul: Not Meant To Be Breaking Bad, Too. So with that established, previously on Better Call...
View ArticleAmazing Race Recap: Zipline Cuisine
Hello my fellow Trash Talkers! I hope you’re all having a nice weekend. I’ve been laaaazy. Seriously. All I’ve accomplished is dying my roots and heating up a frozen pizza. Well, and writing this recap...
View ArticleMob Wives Season 5 Finale Recap: The Final Face-Off
Hello Trash Talkers! The name of the season 5 is “Trust No One.” Why didn’t I listen? Trust no one, Trash Talkers, and that includes a reality tv producer. Producer Jennifer Graziano has mob...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Mama June, Emma Watson, Mo’nique, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kim...
TMZ — Mama June Hospitalized For Pneumonia Word is Mama June is suffering from a rare pneumonia strain that is contracted through powdered sugar donuts consumed in trailer parks. The good news is that...
View ArticleRHOA Recap: Southern Hostility
Last week, Kandi and Todd agreed to go to marriage counseling. Kenya was mad when she found out Phaedra was supposedly texting a man and Cynthia broke this news in front of the whole group. Phaedra...
View ArticleThe Walking Dead Recap: Fear and Loathing in Alexandria
Welcome back trashbags! I’m glad to say we got another entertaining episode this week. I’m loving the dynamic in Alexandria. How about you, love bugs? The only sad thing is the season finale is quickly...
View ArticleMiniCap: Better Call Saul
Hey friends of Saul! Another slow burn, another character development episode, another short minicap! Whee! This week Vince Gilligan decided to finally answer the question every Breaking Bad fan’s been...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Paris Hilton, Naomi Campbell, Kerry Washington, Lily James,...
TMZ — Paris Hilton – Getting Orgasmic In Vegas Just when you think that Paris is gone for good, she flares up like a bad case of herpes. OF COURSE, she stole attention from the bride-to-be at a...
View ArticleMinicap: Vanderpump Rules – Reunion Part 1
Hi Trashies! How is everyone’s Reunion Hangover today? I get extremely excited before a reunion, then – and this happens every time – as I watch it I remember I hate them a little bit. I never feel...
View ArticleLong Island Medium Recap: Season 6, Episode 1
Theresa Caputo was awarded the PIGASUS award in 2012 by James Randi, the Canadian magician and deeply skeptical man. He has kicked the tuchases of many a conjurer including but not limited to Uri...
View ArticleMinicap: Newlyweds The First Year
Bridesmaids who don’t want to be seen with the bride, always a good sign Welcome back, Trashyweds! We have a whole new crop of starry-eyed singles who can’t wait to tie the knot and ruin each other’s...
View ArticleDrag Race Recap – Episode 2 – Vowel Movements
Hello and welcome back, TrashCans!!! After last week’s Silence of the Lambs skinsuit challenge (shout out to Violet Chachki for most closely resembling Buffalo Bill), DragRace is really starting to...
View ArticleShahs of Sunset: Twice as Mike
Welcome back to another gold plated week of the Shahs of Sunset. It’s morning time with Mike and Jess. Their little house looks like it was furnished by same dorm room decorator as GG’s apartment....
View ArticleDance Moms Season 5 Ep 10 Minicap: Superstar
Hello Trashellinas! How did everyone enjoy the return of the Candy Apples? Even with the Cathy/Abby rivalry, nothing can top the ridiculous Holly vs. Jill fight of last week. Or can it? Last week...
View ArticlePretty Little Liars: The TriAl of the Century
Previously: Ali decided not to take the plea. I liked it better when her character was a ghost ninja. Her dad agrees. Prosecutor: You can’t win this by lying. Ali: …………….. The prosecutor says...
View ArticleTrashTalkCeleb: Pharrell, Sean Lowe, Hall and Oates, Elizabeth Hurley, Kelly...
Perez- Judge Rules Pharrell and Robin Thicke Owe $7.3 Million The verdict is in: Pharrell and Robin Thicke copied the music behind Blurred Lines from Marvin Gaye’s Got to Give it Up. Pharrell’s “team”...
View ArticleFace Off Recap – Space Faces
Hi Guys – before we start this week I have a slight editorial note, I start a new job next week and it will not offer me the flexible schedule of my current job, which means you won’t be seeing recaps...
View ArticleThe Challenge Battle of the Sort of Exes 2: Good Girl Gone Bad
Previously: DoucheManChild finally goes home and Jonna is free. BaNany were back in the game, so GingerDoom and ShadyT were screwed. Then HurricaneNia came out, because Sarah and Jordan threw Leroy and...
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